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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

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MathLuk

#135
September 18, 2019, 01:17:02 PM
I can offer you one of Grey's pawpads...
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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The Grey Coincidence

#136
September 18, 2019, 08:18:13 PM
I *can* offer you all my pawpads, but you'd be far more interested in... food. Amiright?
As a side-note, Wayway how are you in a position to offer anything all chained up as you are?
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MathLuk

#137
September 18, 2019, 08:50:17 PM
Don't ask.

And get that feather duster away from me!
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The Grey Coincidence

#138
September 18, 2019, 08:58:24 PM
Have fun Jarky!
*Puts on 3D goggles to make the experience more satisfying*
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MathLuk

#139
September 18, 2019, 09:21:48 PM
But... but you'll be too dizzy to see clearly!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

#140
September 18, 2019, 10:28:22 PM
Dizzy?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#141
September 18, 2019, 10:35:01 PM
Yeah. 3D glasses create two different polarised lights, so dizziness could be a side effect.

Now can you unchain me?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

#142
September 18, 2019, 10:36:44 PM
NO WAY!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#143
September 18, 2019, 10:43:01 PM Last Edit: September 18, 2019, 10:45:48 PM by MathLuk
Well, thank you for keeping me ungagged of course.

I understand that you want to hear me scream, but thanks anyways.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Verdauga

#144
September 18, 2019, 11:20:38 PM
....
....
....
....This topic is twisted.
....
....*Cuts Mathluk's chain with bolt-cutters*
....Here you go....
*Walks away*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#145
September 18, 2019, 11:39:37 PM
*Chains Mathluk up again*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

#146
September 18, 2019, 11:41:11 PM
*Facepalms*
*Frees Mathluk again*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#147
September 18, 2019, 11:44:56 PM
*PUTS MATHLUK IN EVERLASTING, UNBREAKABLE CHAINS*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#148
September 19, 2019, 05:36:48 AM
*And chains Verdauga for good measure*
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#149
September 19, 2019, 08:38:17 AM
Thank you Grey. *Takes Grey's example and chains up everyone in the forum apart from Grey. And me.*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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