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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, December 01, 2014, 03:27:47 AM

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Sebias of Redwall

#45
September 08, 2019, 07:41:59 PM
Well, well, well! *Rubs paws together* What have we here!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#46
September 08, 2019, 07:42:55 PM
A place for my characters to suffer at the end of Book II?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#47
September 08, 2019, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on September 08, 2019, 07:42:55 PM
A place for my characters to suffer at the end of Book II?
*Gathp* W-w-what?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#48
September 08, 2019, 08:22:36 PM
Don't worry!

No blood will be spilled.

That's what I can promise you.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#49
September 08, 2019, 10:37:30 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on September 08, 2019, 08:22:36 PM
Don't worry!

No blood will be spilled.

That's what I can promise you.
I'd sigh with relief but...  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#50
September 09, 2019, 02:33:04 AM
I already torture myself every second of every minute of my life. So tell me HIAG. How is anything here supposed to hurt me?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#51
September 09, 2019, 02:44:40 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 09, 2019, 02:33:04 AM
I already torture myself every second of every minute of my life.
Come 'ere, buddy! *Hugs One-Eye* *Pats him on the head*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#52
September 09, 2019, 05:38:19 AM
GROUP HUG!!!
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#53
September 09, 2019, 07:24:58 AM
*Creeps slowly backwards*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#54
September 09, 2019, 03:33:46 PM
Ah! Ah! Ah! Jarky! You're an RRR member now, you have to be in the group hug! *Drags Jarky into the hug pile*
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Sebias of Redwall

#55
September 10, 2019, 03:36:41 AM
*Hugs Jarky and the rest of the group* Long live the RRR!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#56
September 10, 2019, 03:39:01 AM
This seems like a good place to send anyone who's proved guilty at Sebias's court! :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#57
September 10, 2019, 03:41:17 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 10, 2019, 03:39:01 AM
This seems like a good place to send anyone who's proved guilty at Sebias's court! :D
Hmm... What a good idea! Who's on trial again? ... *Glances over at Jarky*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#58
September 10, 2019, 05:36:24 AM
So this is where the foot massages will take place... how interesting.
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#59
September 10, 2019, 08:12:32 AM
Well, since this is called the torture chambers, I think it could be appropriate to massage a little bit harder than necessary...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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