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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

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MathLuk

#75
September 15, 2019, 06:40:38 AM
Now, now.
There's still time to talk instead of directly rushing into the torture...
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

#76
September 15, 2019, 06:43:35 AM
*Walks towards @Sebias of Redwall* POOOOPCOOOOOORN!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#77
September 15, 2019, 06:53:58 AM
Yes! That way!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#78
September 15, 2019, 07:27:46 PM
What? No! Stay away from my popcorn!!! *Runs about while holding the popcorn over my head* Go foot massage @MathLuk or something!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#79
September 15, 2019, 07:28:44 PM
I doubt that would be a good idea!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#80
September 15, 2019, 07:30:03 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on September 15, 2019, 07:28:44 PM
I doubt that would be a good idea!
Hmm... You might doubt it, but I know that it would be a great idea.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#81
September 15, 2019, 07:30:56 PM
Well, otter paws are the best! Yours are simply exquisite!

Believe me. I know that more than anyone.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#82
September 15, 2019, 07:33:29 PM
Hmm... otter paws are the best but... What a minute, what kind of redwall creature are you?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#83
September 15, 2019, 07:34:27 PM
Not telling, but my profile pic might just be a clue...
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Sebias of Redwall

#84
September 15, 2019, 07:48:58 PM
Hmm... *Strokes chin* A clue... what in the world could you be...
Spoiler
Kidding! I was thinking fox, but I wasn't 100% sure.
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"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#85
September 15, 2019, 07:56:29 PM
Just don't touch my brush and your rudder will still be attached to your body, lutrine fiend!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

One-Eye the wildcat

#86
September 15, 2019, 08:00:34 PM
*slams an axe into the back of my head*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#87
September 16, 2019, 07:37:24 AM
Hmm... Maybe I can massage One-Eye!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#88
September 16, 2019, 07:40:53 AM
Yeah. Good idea.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Jarky Thistlebrush

#89
September 16, 2019, 08:39:45 AM
Actually, nah. *Walks back towards @MathLuk*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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