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Started by SilentSam, December 20, 2014, 08:10:32 PM

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LT Sandpaw


*UNSC Warthog chases down the Asenwyte and shoot him and Sagetip dead* Ha too easy,
*Sandpaw bandages Sam's neck* You need to be more carful commander!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

Harharhar! It's not easy to deal with this scurvy dog! Harharhar! Pirates, attack! *Millions of pirates attack Sam and LT Sandpaw.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

*Throws down Bubble shield and ignites Lightsaber in one paw and energy sword in the other* Come get me foolish pirates!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

SilentSam

*bombs pirates and sticks a knife through ashenwyte's throat*
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Hickory

Ha, that same thing happened to lord Ash in the redwall abbey roleplay.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 02, 2015, 06:02:54 PM
Ha, that same thing happened to lord Ash in the redwall abbey roleplay.

I survived! :)

That pirate thing was my twin, I am that is, why did I say that?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


How about... I CALL SHOTGUN!
*Blasts Lord Ashenwyte in the face with shotgun*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

*Stuffs cherries in to shotgun* You said something? ;D Cherry golems, arise! *Cherry golems come to life*  ;)
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


*Eats cherry Golems* Bleh, I hate cherries he knows my weakness!!!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

#144
Cherry army, charge! *cherry army stuffs itself into LT Sandpaw's mouth, destroying his head cuz they're huge*  *Turns into a snake*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

LT Sandpaw

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Chokes on Cherries* Fight on without me Sam save your family from the Christmas monster!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Cornflower MM

This. Is. Ridiilous! Will you people not listen to REASON?!

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 06, 2015, 11:54:35 PM
This. Is. Ridiilous! Will you people not listen to REASON?!

No.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.