Psychiatrist

[Izeroth]

 Welcome to Izeroth's psychiatric thread! It is my experience that insane asylums usually just make their patients go more insane, especially when they're run by crazy fools that don't know what they're doing. With that in mind, I have decided to attempt to fix your psychiatric problems myself..

[Delthion]

Why must you do this? This will take business away from the Insane Asylum! But I think that the workers there took over the Insane Asylum from the sane workers. So therefore, the workers of the asylum are inmates!

[Russa Nodrey]

I don't need your help.

You do!

I don't!

You do!

Don't!

Do!

Don't!

Do!

[Søren]

Can I refer the people released from the asylum here?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Can I just be released from the asylum and not stay here?

[Cornflower MM]

I'm the Asylum's cook.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I'm the Asylum's cook.

Your the one who replaced me???

[Izeroth]

I don't need your help.

You do!

I don't!

You do!

Don't!

Do!

Don't!

Do!

The fact that you realize you need help shows that you are not too far gone. First of all, let's hear about you. What incidents do you think might have caused your mental problems? Did you have a bad childhood?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

according to some, I've cracked, but I haven't...

[Russa Nodrey]

I don't need your help.

You do!

I don't!

You do!

Don't!

Do!

Don't!

Do!

The fact that you realize you need help shows that you are not too far gone. First of all, let's hear about you. What incidents do you think might have caused your mental problems? Did you have a bad childhood?

No, I had a wonderful childhood; I was raised by a family of deer in the Siberian desert. It was wonderful, but one day I decided to take a trip to the local village. Because of my beauty I was mistaken for a famous actress and was a immediately put on a plane for California. I escaped after we landed; but due to the fact that it was a one way ticket, I was unable to get a ride back. I then traveled to an unspecified location, had some adventures with Freddy, other stuff happend, and now I'm here.

I see nothing here that could have led to mental problems.

[Lady Amber]

I can prove that I'm not insane, simply because I'm in the Insane Asylum. That place is run by evil, insane, and cruel people, so if they think I'm insane, I'm obviously not.

[Izeroth]

I can prove that I'm not insane, simply because I'm in the Insane Asylum. That place is run by evil, insane, and cruel people, so if they think I'm insane, I'm obviously not.

I agree with you that they're insane, but that doesn't mean that you aren't. Since the people who run the asylum are insane, they can't tell the difference between crazy people and sane people. Thus, you could be either sane or crazy.

[Delthion]

Ahh, finally, another harking to logical ways!

[Captain Tammo]

*walks into psych ward*

"Hi, yes, where is the check-in counter? I can't tell if I'm insane or I just have an ant living inside o' my head that won't stop talking about how much he loves lucky charms..."

[Izeroth]

*walks into psych ward*

"Hi, yes, where is the check-in counter? I can't tell if I'm insane or I just have an ant living inside o' my head that won't stop talking about how much he loves lucky charms..."

There is no check-in counter. Judging by the fact that insects are incapable of speech, we can logically conclude that you are indeed insane. When did this "ant" first appear? What is his name?