Funny posts collection

[Søren]

This post is in Canadian.

[Banya]

I like Halloween, but I haven't gone trick-or-treating in a long time. Last time I went I was a forming tube for concrete, and my candy bag was a bag with "cement" written on it.

[Vilu Daskar]

Why would you go as concrete?

[Hickory]

Because he's a TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[Vilu Daskar]

That explains everything.

[Maudie]

One of my main characters has red eyes, too. He's human, though; he was just born that way. I named him Skarloe

[Banya]

Hmm. Guess I need to come up with something harder.

What have I got in my pocket?

...just kidding.

Try this one; it should be almost impossible, to make up for all the easy-peasy ones. 10 points if you get it.

Which of these names did not appear in the old Macintosh application SimpleText's about box?
A: Ken
B: Hoon
C: Frank
D: Bryan

Your mum.

[Hickory]

I noticed that I'm possibly the only person who hasn't been voted for.......

I'm unloved.

Ditto. Join the Bachelors until Blue gets back. We have doughnuts.

[Banya]

The Master is rolling his eyes.

EDIT: And this:

I think you opened hell.

*Closes opening to hell.* Such things should not be meddled with.

EDIT: And this too:

Guest   10:44:09 AM   Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".

I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!

You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.

They just love bad romance novels.

EDIT: Aaaand this as well:

I am my own grandpa.

I'm Skarzs's grandma.

[The Skarzs]

[Vilu Daskar]

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EDIT:  ...And that is what you get if you leave the computer alone for five minutes in a house with a five-year-old and two vexatious sisters by the names of Amber and Russa who shouted "Post it!" at said five-year-old.

AHEM.

TPBM has annoying siblings.

[Søren]

BREAKING NEWS


LT Sandpaw leaves the House of Bachelors and joins his new girlfriend Rachel25. The Match was made by Soren the Warrior. Vilu Daskar says he is relived it was not him.

I'm staying up late tonight for homework purposes

WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. HAVE SOME COFFEE.

THAT'S TEA, TRAITOR.

(I'm actually currently drinking coffee from this mug.)

[The Skarzs]

Glad to contribute.

[Vilu Daskar]

Soren couldn't do it so I'm doing it for him.

I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW.

2 + 2 = 4
3 + 3 = 6
Shall I continue?

[Skyblade]

The most horrible death is, unquestionably, death by spambot.