Funny posts collection

[Delthion]

I was asking because I can't bare to know someone who kills something, and then doesn't eat it, because that's just a waste.

Hunting is only okay if you eat what you kill. Circle of life.

Well sorry for all the spiders I've killed and not eaten...

Hilarious!

[Maudie]

Mask is funny. That makes Mask happy.

[Søren]

...Mathion?

Poor Jukka, her heart is broken.

[Skyblade]

Mask is funny. That makes Mask happy.

I feel good when people say I'm funny, too

[Jukka the Sling]

WHat is Mace Windex anyway?

Its the newest invention. A all natural revolutionary product capable of giving your windows a shiny gleam while being able to drive away bears; for all those times when driving away bears while cleaning windows is necessary. It is extremely efficient and can be used on car windows, smooth surfaces, TV screens, and burglars. Buy it now for 19.99.

But wait, if you call in the next ten minutes, We will double your order! That means that you will be getting two bottles of the specialty Mace Windex! Just pay extra processing and Handling!

But wait again, if you call this very expensive number right now (180)-555-6666 we'll send you this plastic bear bell free along with your two bottles of Mace Windex, that's a five dollar deal for only: 19.99! Call Now!

[Jukka the Sling]

[Today at 08:05:10 pm] Cornflower MM: S'up. 

[Today at 08:05:25 pm] Cornflower MM: Too bad you're in Texas. . . . . I got saddled with chocolate to sell. 

[Today at 08:07:42 pm] James Gryphon: Chocolate?

[Today at 08:08:43 pm] Cornflower MM: Yep. Chocolate bras. Dollar each. How in the heck am I supposed to get rid of these? 

[Today at 08:09:12 pm] Eulaliaaa!: ?!

[Today at 08:09:26 pm] Cornflower MM: *Bars. I don't have friends in actual life, I don't go to public school, I go nowhere.  . . 

[Today at 08:09:34 pm] Eulaliaaa!: eat them?

[Today at 08:09:43 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Ooooooh!

[Today at 08:09:49 pm] James Gryphon: Where'd they come from?

[Today at 08:09:53 pm] Eulaliaaa!: chocolate bars....

[Today at 08:09:53 pm] Cornflower MM: I don't have that many ones. . . . . 

[Today at 08:10:06 pm] Cornflower MM: @James: It's a studio-wide fundraiser. 

[Today at 08:10:13 pm] Eulaliaaa!: I was gonna say... chocolate bras would be a terrible idea.

[Today at 08:11:38 pm] Cornflower MM: Shut up Eul. 

[Today at 08:11:41 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm tired. 

[Today at 08:11:57 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Hahahahahahaha

[Banya]

This needs to be saved, because not a whole lot actually makes me laugh aloud.

Dude, it's almost as obvious as Vøren.

...what is as obvious as Voren?

Well, I stand corrected.

[Jukka the Sling]

Wylder's response is just funny for some reason.

* Groddil throws a beer and some stale chips at Wylder.

I'm Mormon, you fool!

It's non alcoholic.

[Cornflower MM]

[Today at 08:05:10 pm] Cornflower MM: S'up. 

[Today at 08:05:25 pm] Cornflower MM: Too bad you're in Texas. . . . . I got saddled with chocolate to sell. 

[Today at 08:07:42 pm] James Gryphon: Chocolate?

[Today at 08:08:43 pm] Cornflower MM: Yep. Chocolate bras. Dollar each. How in the heck am I supposed to get rid of these? 

[Today at 08:09:12 pm] Eulaliaaa!: ?!

[Today at 08:09:26 pm] Cornflower MM: *Bars. I don't have friends in actual life, I don't go to public school, I go nowhere.  . . 

[Today at 08:09:34 pm] Eulaliaaa!: eat them?

[Today at 08:09:43 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Ooooooh!

[Today at 08:09:49 pm] James Gryphon: Where'd they come from?

[Today at 08:09:53 pm] Eulaliaaa!: chocolate bars....

[Today at 08:09:53 pm] Cornflower MM: I don't have that many ones. . . . . 

[Today at 08:10:06 pm] Cornflower MM: @James: It's a studio-wide fundraiser. 

[Today at 08:10:13 pm] Eulaliaaa!: I was gonna say... chocolate bras would be a terrible idea.

[Today at 08:11:38 pm] Cornflower MM: Shut up Eul. 

[Today at 08:11:41 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm tired. 

[Today at 08:11:57 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Hahahahahahaha

Looking back at that, it IS funny.

This needs to be saved, because not a whole lot actually makes me laugh aloud.

Dude, it's almost as obvious as Vøren.

...what is as obvious as Voren?

Well, I stand corrected.

I'm glad you did save that.

[Delthion]

See if you can spot the really funny part!

Spoiler

February 13, 2016, 11:53:12 pm] Skarzs: Anyways, I wanted to ask you something, Plugg.

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:19 pm] Skarzs: Oh.

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:19 pm] PluggFiretail: Oh

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:23 pm] PluggFiretail: Yes?

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:26 pm] Skarzs: I couldn't get through the whole video.

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:30 pm] PluggFiretail: XD

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:36 pm] PluggFiretail: The song XDDD

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:42 pm] Skarzs: Are you Easter Orthodox, Plugg?

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:50 pm] Delthion: Plugg, are you a little caffinated?

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:51 pm] Skarzs: *Eastern

[February 13, 2016, 11:53:52 pm] PluggFiretail: I'm Roman Catholic

[February 13, 2016, 11:54:06 pm] Skarzs: Greek orthodox.

[February 13, 2016, 11:54:10 pm] PluggFiretail: No, but I'm running on low sleep

[February 13, 2016, 11:54:11 pm] Skarzs: Huh.

[February 13, 2016, 11:54:29 pm] Skarzs: Well, because you said that you have a little wine on Sunday.

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:00 pm] PluggFiretail: Eucharist

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:39 pm] Skarzs: I'm a little confused.

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:47 pm] Skarzs: We only receive the host.

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:53 pm]  * Delthion is lost among all the terms.

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:53 pm] PluggFiretail: Oh

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:54 pm] Delthion:

[February 13, 2016, 11:55:58 pm] Skarzs: Not the wine.

[February 13, 2016, 11:56:03 pm] PluggFiretail: My church consecrates the wine as well

[February 13, 2016, 11:56:19 pm] PluggFiretail: DEL WAI D:

[February 13, 2016, 11:56:29 pm] Skarzs: I know Eastern/Greek Orthodox gives wine with Communion.

[February 13, 2016, 11:56:31 pm]  * Delthion is still confused.

[February 13, 2016, 11:56:36 pm] Skarzs: That's why I was curious.

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:00 pm] PluggFiretail: Every Catholic Church I go to seems to as well...

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:12 pm] PluggFiretail: Maybe it's a diocese thing

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:17 pm] Skarzs: Perhaps.

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:42 pm] Skarzs: Though it's not necessary to receive both.

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:49 pm]  * Delthion gives up trying to keep up with this conversation.

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:52 pm] James Gryphon: "LOLLOL YOUR PROFILE HAS BEEN UPDATED SUCCESSFULLY"

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:54 pm] James Gryphon: ...not

[February 13, 2016, 11:57:55 pm] PluggFiretail: True

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:10 pm]  * Søren agrees with Del because of the Cathrolic lingo

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:13 pm] PluggFiretail: *True to both XD

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:27 pm] Skarzs: Catholic, not Cathrolic.

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:29 pm] PluggFiretail:

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:43 pm] PluggFiretail: Or Cataholic

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:48 pm] Skarzs: *High fives Plugg.*

[February 13, 2016, 11:58:58 pm] Søren: YOU ROME PEOPLE.

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:01 pm] PluggFiretail: *high fives back*

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:02 pm] Skarzs: I'm going to ring the bells better than you are tomorrow.

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:03 pm]  * Delthion thinks it was better just after the apostles, nothing to really be confused by, just to figure out.

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:27 pm]  * PluggFiretail hasn't been trained as an altar boy ;-;

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:31 pm]  * Søren is confused about what Del is talking about

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:31 pm] Delthion: Then Arianism came along, Pelagianism...

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:37 pm] Skarzs: WHAT? LEARN!!!

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:46 pm] Skarzs: It is such a privilege!

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:49 pm] Delthion: I think...those are the heresies...might be wrong there.

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:54 pm] Søren: I was a flower boy...twice.

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:55 pm] Skarzs: Yes, they are.

[February 13, 2016, 11:59:58 pm] PluggFiretail: But I'll lead the Lenten Alleluia better than you

[Today at 12:00:04 am] Delthion: @Soren, What?

[Today at 12:00:05 am] Skarzs: Nuu.

[Today at 12:00:23 am] Skarzs: You have betrayed me, just like my friends!

[Today at 12:00:31 am] PluggFiretail: D:

[Today at 12:00:32 am] Skarzs: Going off to the choir. . .

[Today at 12:00:34 am] Delthion: A troll has no friends!

[Today at 12:00:43 am] Skarzs: Instead of being down in the sanctuary.

[Today at 12:00:45 am] PluggFiretail: But I has a voice D:

[Today at 12:00:53 am] Skarzs: Fine! We don't need you. *Sobs.*

[Today at 12:00:53 am] Søren: RING BEARING HOW DID I GET THAT MIXED UP?!

[Today at 12:00:57 am] PluggFiretail: And they need meh

[Today at 12:01:02 am] Søren: RING BEARER*

[Today at 12:01:08 am] Delthion: @Soren... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Today at 12:01:14 am] Delthion: So you said flower boy?!

[Today at 12:01:16 am] James Gryphon:

[Today at 12:01:18 am] Skarzs: And the shout box has gone into insanity.

[Today at 12:01:18 am] James Gryphon:

[Today at 12:01:24 am] PluggFiretail: Lol Søren the flower boy CX

[Today at 12:01:25 am] Skarzs: Oh my gosh, he did say flower boy.

[Today at 12:01:32 am] James Gryphon: I thought that sounded odd.

[Today at 12:01:35 am] Søren: ...shut up.

[Today at 12:01:36 am] Skarzs: Someone save that.

[Today at 12:01:36 am] Delthion: *Is posting that to funny post.*

[close]

Answer = Soren was a flower boy!

[Jukka the Sling]

[Søren]

@Delthion SHUT UP!

[Delthion]

NEVER!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

You have done well, young one.

[Delthion]

Me? Thank you if you mean me.