Funny posts collection

[lass of something much]

*Faints*

*Is sprawled out on the ground*

"Someone get the ambulance I think Seb had wierd pictures in his mind and has been permanently scarred."

Or a Doctor. Doctor Vho zough?

Doctor Doctor.

"He is hyperventilating!"

Well, that's Strange.

"He's drooling!"

Ve muzt nae Doolittle.

"Help he's starting to smile"

Iz 'e an Octopuz yet?

"No but his nose is getting bigger"

Tiz nae Seuss. Vot zhould ve dae?

"I dunno put him in the microwave?"

Ah dinnae ken. Vait a moment... *Dropz zmellin' zaltz ontae Sebias* 'e zhould be avroight in a couple minutez...

"He looks like a pizza!"

Ach zen, ve zhould add zome Pepperoni! *Zrovz Pepperoniz on Sebias*

"I'll go get the mozzarella!"

*Pullz oot Anchoviez from a draver*

*Grabs mozzarella and begins to grate it*
"HIAG does pineapple go on pizza?"

Aye, o' courze! Und zae dae Muzhroomz tae boot! *Getz Muzhroomz*

*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*

*Walks in with fresh mozzarella pineapple and mushrooms*

*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*

Ach, na' ve 'ave tae decorate Verdauga az a pizza inztead! Und ve 'ave ztart AV O'ER again! *Getz more Pepperoni, zmellin' zaltz, und Anchoviez und beginz puttin' zem on Verdauga*

*Puts mozzarella pineapples and mushrooms on Verdauga*

(Edit:)

"If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't return it's not meant to be yours. If it does return keep it close to your heart"

"...unless it's pizza.  Never let go of pizza."

Pretty sure that's how that quote goes.

*Checks quote*
"Ah you are quite right Kade"

(OTHER EDIT;n)

Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.

Sleep is for the weeeeeeak!

Sleep makes you strong.

Bookie is quite smart.

Only quite? I%u2019m hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.

[Booklover]

I was about to post the bottom one.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Makes a horde of paper jets...*



*...and sends to flying about the classroom, shooting tiny paper missiles at everybeast.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*The pew pews and fwoooshs of tiny jets can be heard emanating from the wastebasket.*  They wan't to be free....

(Your random apostrophes amuse me. )

(WHY DO MY HANDS BETRAY ME SO??  GAH)

(Your reactions to your random apostrophes amuse me too. )

[Sebias of Redwall]

XD

[Booklover]

By request of... I can't remember who, from the school topic:

*sticks tongue out at Lass*

*cries*

*suddenly looks very apologetic and secretly passes Lass a piece of chocolate, careful to make sure the teacher isn't looking*

*sniffs* th-thanks

Sssh, don't tell the teacher. *holds claw up again*

I'm not talking, I'm sending you brain waves

Ah, see.

Woo! Sister power!

Indeed.

If this is sister power... what does that make me?

an intruder...a nice intruder, but still...

If this is sister power... what does that make me?

Somebeast who was tortured by Nerek.

Poor basil...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol. I hadn't read that one. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I requested that.

[Booklover]

Halt! Enough Ranger's Apprentice quotes, Will ya?

[lass of something much]

*finger guns*

.

very insightful, thank you. how did we ever live without such words of wisdom

[lass of something much]

*double post.*

Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.

Full of kind, fun loving teens!

HAHAHAHAHA-no.

Thank you Professor. I forgot to mention it but I brought all my Favorite Professors a present. It was going to be a first edition Lord of the Rings signed by Tolkien, but since you don't like old books you can have Professor Groddil's. It's a pen that never runs out of ink, writes in whatever color you want, and it's made of solid gold.

"I'll take Mrs Sling's gift then. It could come in handy in my future financial endeavors. Thank you, Dilu. 20 points and a gold star. Remember children, bribery always works!"

* Professor Groddil begins to write on the chalkboard.

"West Coast Left-Handed Portugese Bagpipe Technicians. Who can tell me in which technological era were they formally recognized as an ethnic group?"

[Booklover]

Two of the people in the photo look a lot like people I know.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.

[Booklover]

From this thread, page seven, I think.

[lass of something much]

Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.

Brockhall high