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The Shade

#120
September 08, 2013, 08:29:34 PM
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Tiria Wildlough

#121
September 09, 2013, 12:58:40 AM
It's this.
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#122
September 09, 2013, 02:10:49 PM
Ah can find dumb ztuff like ziz:

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Tiria Wildlough

#123
November 19, 2013, 03:49:44 AM
I can cross my eyes. :)
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

Ungatt Trunn

#124
November 19, 2013, 05:08:07 AM
I can jump off a swing when its at a great hight....but the landing can get a little painful....

Life is too short to rush through it.

Norham Waterpaw

#125
November 19, 2013, 11:54:25 AM
I can eat a bowl of mini-wheats in 5 minutes... ( just did)
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Shade

#126
November 19, 2013, 09:23:32 PM
I can juggle two kitchen knives.
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Gonff the Mousethief

#127
February 09, 2014, 04:10:07 PM
I can blink so im not a fish! :D
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Vilu Daskar

#128
February 09, 2014, 09:33:33 PM
I can stare.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Rainshadow

#129
February 09, 2014, 10:43:22 PM
  Well, apparently I can make a hideous outfit...  (Masquerade mask, stripey scarf wrapped around my head, Santa hat, a blue long-sleeved T-shirt, a blanket wrapped around my body like a toga, a stripey scarf as a belt, ankle socks, and one polka dot high heeled sandal.  Oh, and a metal rod as a walking stick 'cause I couldn't stand well in one heel.  It looked dorky.  ;))
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#130
February 09, 2014, 11:19:02 PM
Ah can read ziz zread!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#131
February 09, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
I can clean out my toe jam with my tongue!
*really loooong, awkward silence.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#132
February 09, 2014, 11:21:04 PM
Ah can read ze pozt before me an' nae laugh!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Rusvul

#133
February 09, 2014, 11:25:03 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 09, 2014, 11:20:00 PM
I can clean out my toe jam with my tongue!
*really loooong, awkward silence.
...You and your toe jam.

The Skarzs

#134
February 09, 2014, 11:28:45 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! ;D
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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