Useless Skills

[Rainshadow]

  Posting is pretty much where you rock yourself in the saddle so you don't bump against the horse while trotting.  It's to prevent you from breaking your seat bones and the horse from getting sore. 

[rachel25]

Oh no I'm English so I don't do that But when I'm riding without stirrups I might have done that without knowing  

[Faiyloe]

You know that these skills aren't really useless.

[rachel25]

yeah maybe someone should start a topic about useful skills 

[Tiria Wildlough]

But there's a very fine line between useful and not useful...

[Faiyloe]

well I don't see how being able to bend my arm backwards is going to hellp any thing. 

[Rainshadow]

Oh no I'm English so I don't do that But when I'm riding without stirrups I might have done that without knowing  

  Ah, I kinda count it as English riding, 'cause it's dressage riding, and dressage is English, so...  Yeah, I confuse myself often.   

  Anyway, useless skills?  I can fit a whole pancake in my mouth.  I can fit six jumbo marshmallows in my mouth and not quite say 'Chubby bunny'.  If I have five in my mouth, I can say it, but with six, I start choking. 

[PrimroseWarrior]

I can peel a banana with my feet.

[Faiyloe]

How well preserved is the banana when you are done? 

[PrimroseWarrior]

pretty well.
i can also eat the banana, while holding it with my feet.

[Faiyloe]

 ... 

[rachel25]

I can fit a whole fried egg in my mouth 

[PrimroseWarrior]

wow. what do you do if the yolk pops?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Hahahaha.

[Norham Waterpaw]

I can easily eat seven full sized Belgian Waffles in one sitting. I can devour at least nine 'Grands Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls' in one sitting. I can easily down a whole pizza. I can shoot a bullseye at ten feet  , with a bow. I can do a Silence impression. Yep, useless.