You Know You're Obsessed with Middle-earth When...

[shisteer of nothing much]

104. When you have a collection of gold paper so you can build a really awesome map of Middle Earth on it.

[Jukka the Sling]

73:  When you want to buy this T-shirt:

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105:  When you finally purchase this T-shirt.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

How petty.

[Verdauga]

Hey! It's a cool shirt!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Yeah, totally joking. Though I am permitted to say these things, because she is of my blood.

[Verdauga]

*Facepalms.*
Yeah, I guess you were joking...

[Sebias of Redwall]

How petty.

*Puts up fists* How dare you?! 

[shisteer of nothing much]

106. When your hackles rise at the mention of somebody insulting anything to do with Middle Earth.

[lass of something much]

107.
when someone tells you to go to bed you say : "there will come a day when I must sleep, but that day is not this day!"

[Kade Rivok]

108.
When you live in New Zealand.  (I assume, at least.)

[lass of something much]

not all nzers are nerds.

[Kade Rivok]

They made a LOTR safety video for the New Zealand airlines, so I ain't buying that excuse.  You really don't have to be a nerd at this point.

[lass of something much]

"You know nothing of this world!"

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Nice. ('this world' or 'the world'?)

[Kade Rivok]

"You know nothing of this world!"

I know nothing of the world?  *Laughs*  Ok.