The (rather pointless) Redwall Forum Show

[Redwallfan7]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

[Ungatt Trunn]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

Thank you, Redwallfan7. I will make it as good as possible!

[Redwallfan7]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

Thank you, Redwallfan7. I will make it as good as possible!

When you include me, (which I hope you are  ) can you make me be obsessed with otters, like I am now?

[Ungatt Trunn]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

Thank you, Redwallfan7. I will make it as good as possible!

When you include me, (which I hope you are  ) can you make me be obsessed with otters, like I am now?

Sure! I'll include you in my next one (I'm bound to wrighet more!). Oh, would you like to be an otter on my talkshow, Redwallfan7?

[Redwallfan7]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

Thank you, Redwallfan7. I will make it as good as possible!

When you include me, (which I hope you are  ) can you make me be obsessed with otters, like I am now?

Sure! I'll include you in my next one (I'm bound to wrighet more!). Oh, would you like to be an otter on my talkshow, Redwallfan7?

sure!

[Ungatt Trunn]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

Thank you, Redwallfan7. I will make it as good as possible!

When you include me, (which I hope you are  ) can you make me be obsessed with otters, like I am now?

Sure! I'll include you in my next one (I'm bound to wrighet more!). Oh, would you like to be an otter on my talkshow, Redwallfan7?

sure!

OK! Its settled! I will include you in my secand episode, and you will be an otter,to.

[Redwallfan7]

I'm wrighting an episode right now! It will have me as the host, of corse, starring
Vilu Dasker, Riggu felis and his two sons, Jeffra and Pitru, and Zwilt the Shade.

awesome

Thank you, Redwallfan7. I will make it as good as possible!

When you include me, (which I hope you are  ) can you make me be obsessed with otters, like I am now?

Sure! I'll include you in my next one (I'm bound to wrighet more!). Oh, would you like to be an otter on my talkshow, Redwallfan7?

sure!

OK! Its settled! I will include you in my secand episode, and you will be an otter,to.

Cool

[Tiria Wildlough]

Here's one I wrote AGES ago.

The Redwall Forum Show
Martin the Warrior Special
Redwall Musician: Hello and welcome!  I would like to welcome our guest, a mouse who we should have invited long ago . . . Martin the Warrior!
Martin the Warrior: My thanks, friends. I never expected to have this honour.
Tiria Wildlough: Never? Well, you should have been asking for it!
DanielofRedwall: This should be a Super Special.
Redwall Musician: We just had one of them.
Nightfire: Come on—this is Martin the Warrior we're talking about!
Redwall Musician: Just be quiet. You were the one who didn't want any more vermin for guests. And while we're on the subject of vermin, our first caller is Tsarmina.
Martin: I should have known. She's come back to haunt me.
Tsarmina: *evil cackle* You're right there, mouse! I've come back to haauuuuuunt yoooouuuuuu!
Tiria Wildlough: Oh, rats.
Nightfire: Oh, stoats.
Martin: WHO SAID STOATS???
Nightfire: I did. Care to dispute that?
Martin: Yes I do.
HiAG: Here we go again . . .
Skalrag of Marshank: Nightfire, are you crazy?
Nightfire: Oh well . . . I suppose so.
Tiria Wildlough: Haha. You are!
Nightfire: I am NOT!
Martin: I heard that you guys squabbled a lot.
All: WE DO NOT!
Martin: Okay, okay, fine.
DanielofRedwall: Martin the Warrior, how did it feel when Rose—
Martin: *goes out and slams the door*
Tiria Wildlough: Some interviewers are so unfeeling.
DanielofRedwall: I'm not unfeeling! I just wanted to know!
Skalrag of Marshank: What do we do now, Redwall Musician?
Redwall Musician: We wait for him to come back.
[They wait]
[And wait]
[And wait]
Redwall Musician: We have a caller – Badrang the Tyrant.
Badrang: Where's Martin the Warrior?
DanielofRedwall: Er . . . he just stormed out.
Badrang: Typical. If you see him again, tell him I send my regards . . . not.
Tiria Wildlough: That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
Redwall Musician: I think Martin is not coming back. Thanks for following the Redwall Forum Show!

[Dannflor]

great can I be in one

[The Skarzs]

I want to revive this. . . because I just did.

[Rusvul]

This is, like, the oldest topic. This is almost two years old. The last posts were from when Nightfire was active, which was before my time. Nightfire's awesome, though, from what I've seen. Sad she left.

Regardless, on with the show! Someone should write one with one of the absolute maniacs of the series.

[The Skarzs]

I want to do it.
Oh, Tiria was on yesterday, so she is still active. Should she see this, I wonder what she'll think. . .

[Amarith Waterspring]

Can I be in one of your "shows"? 

[The Skarzs]

I'm actually writing one.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Cool!