IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

[Faiyloe]

*Wacks Soren over the head with a frying pan because I can*  *Irons Del's tail*

[Søren]

*feels betrayed and abused*

[Faiyloe]

Would you prefer I ironed you instead?

[Søren]

no.

[Delthion]

It's Faiy's fault!

[Faiyloe]

It is your fault! *Irons Dels ear*

[Delthion]

*Shrieks in pain.* It's all your fault!

[The Skarzs]

Oh, hush; the iron isn't even hot.

[Faiyloe]

  I just love it when they fall for that.  Lets put him in the box!

[The Skarzs]

This box? *Holds up cardboard box.* . . . Or that box? *Points to a metal box.*

[Faiyloe]

That box! *a pare of bloodshot purple eyes stare threw the eye slit in side of the mettle box*  IN WITH HIM! *Tosses Dell into the box with the ravenous thing*

[The Skarzs]

Are you sure. . . ? Oh, well, it's too late. I was gonna put him in the other box with my spare rats.

[Faiyloe]

No this is worse. Trust me. *incoherent noises of chaos are heard from inside the box as the ZP tackles Dell crawling all over hi like a possessed monkey and randomly chewing on him arm.*

[Izeroth]

 *Blasts the zombie piñata with lasers*

[Faiyloe]

*ZP puts itself back together and starts chewing on Del's tail.*