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IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Started by Faiyloe, March 31, 2015, 03:05:10 AM

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Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Faiyloe

That is very gantlet of you Sir, Ashen 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

The Skarzs

And now you will help pay the price.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

lass of something much

O.O

*sing-song voice*
And then, the topic diiiiied~~~
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

*Guitar plays*

But now... it is... ALIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! Oh yeah!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

It was more of an ominous fade to black.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

But then, the plot took an interesting and unforeseeable twist. It was brought back. May the ground tremble and trees quake.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

It's actually my fault.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

I had forgotten about this. XD
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Booklover

Quote from: Faiyloe on March 31, 2015, 03:13:56 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 15, 2015, 01:15:37 AM
*sits up from swoon* It depends on what it is that is the fault of whom.

(This reminds me about the song in Into the woods where they are all blaming each other)

Faiy: It's because of you that this mess is here and we are blaming everybody when it's clear!

Skar: But it isn't my fault that I got shipped,
It was Blue who set it up and got me shipped.
And without that ship there'd have been no talk to build up all that evidence in the first place!

Blue: Wait a minute, You left a trail, for us all to see, It was plain enough for any one with two eye's to read! Was it all made up? had the trail gone cold? Oh and tell us when did you ever become so bold.

Faiy: See it's your fault.

Skar: No!

Blue: So it's your fault...

Skar: No!

Faiy: Yes, it is!

Skar: It's not!

Blue: It's true.

Skar: Wait a minute, though--
The one who made this ship in the first place
Was Blue!

Faiy[to Blue]: So it's your fault!

Skar: Yes!

Blue: No, it isn't!
I'd have said nothing, but it was all so clear,
and it would have been a crime to say nothing and just stand there!

Faiy: It was Rain shadows fault that we got shipped and that they got us shipped in the first place!

Blue: Oh. Then it's her fault!

Skar: So.

Faiy: It was her fault...

Skar: No.

Blue: Yes, it is, it's her's.

Skar: I guess...

Faiy: Wait a minute though--
I revoked my claim, right? That's clear.
But without any claim, then whats queer
Is how did the two of us get back together here
in the first place?
...second place...

Skar: Yes!

Faiy: How?

Blue: Hmm...

Skar: Well who had the other ring?

Faiy: The other ring?

Blue: The other ring?

Skar [at Faiy]: You pocketed the other ring.

Faiy: I didn't!
Yes, I did.

Blue: So it's your f--!

Faiy: No, it isn't, 'cause I threw it into Mordor!

Blue: So it's it's f--!

Faiy: NO, IT ISN'T!

Skar: Then whose is it?

Blue: Wait a minute! [to Faiy]
Your the jealous one, who started this anew,
and insisted he was your's so the blames on you!

Faiy: You mean that old thing-- that I said--? Oh, dear--
I never thought it threw, and so I spoke--
But, don't look here!

Blue: So it's your fault!

Faiy: But--

Skar: See, it's her fault--

Faiy: But--

Rain: And it isn't mine at all!

Blue: (What are you doing here?)

Skar [to Faiy]: But what?

Faiy: Well if you hadn't left the ship alone--

Blue: It was needed!

Faiy: you cheated! and you should have known!

Blue: But I did it all in fun--!

Skar: So it's your fault then!

Blue: But, and what about the hug in the third place?

Faiy: The hug--yes!

Skar: She went and dared me to!

Faiy: I dared you to?

Skar: You dared me to!
She said that I was scared--

Faiy: ME?

Skar: --to. She dared me!

Faiy: No, I didn't!

Skar/Blue: So it's your fault!

Faiy: Wait a minute--!

Blue: If you hadn't dared him to--

Skar: And you hadn't left it all alone,
We wouldn't be in this ship in the first place!

Faiy: Well--

Blue: If you hadn't thrown away the ring
In the first place--!

Skar: It was your fault!

Faiy[at Blue]: Well, if she hadn't made the ship in the first place--!

Skar[to Blue]: Yes, if you hadn't made them all in the first place--!

Skar/Faiy[to Blue]: Right! It's you who made them in the first place--!

Rain [simultaneously]: You made the ships in the first place!

Faiy: It's YOUR fault!

Faiy/Skar/Rain: You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!

Blue: Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Well it looks like its Blues fault, and that was way more fun than I thought It would be and please excuse any discrepancies. Here is a link to the real lyrics to the song I spoofed.

http://www.justsomelyrics.com/1587020/into-the-woods-into-the-woods-your-fault-last-midnight-lyrics.html

Proof^^^^^

I have more if you want it...
This is awesome.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Ebantu the Kararehe

Agreed. That was my favourite scene from Into The Woods.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Verdauga

Quote from: Faiyloe on March 31, 2015, 03:05:10 AM
It's not my fault guys! Why yous all ganging up on me! It ain't my fault, it's Blue's, I have proof!
FOR PETE'S SAKE GUYS IT ISN'T HER FAULT WHY ARE YOU BLAMONG HER FOR IT!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?