Abuse our new ranks...

[Hickory]

As an Abbey Gatekeper, I close the gate in everyone's face.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Az Abbey Cellarbeazt ah am zrough ze Gatez an' in ze Cellarz avready! *Ztartz tae pour zome Ztravberry Fizz viz valnut cheeze an' an onion paztie*

[Luftwaffles]

I suppose that I should annoy everyone with the bell.

[Eulaliaaa!]

I refuse to cook, and you will all be eating off of dirty plates because I will never clean them!

[Lady Amber]

And I cook terribly, so you'll end up being sick all the time.

[Søren]

Apparently Gate keeping is a cool job.

[Russa Nodrey]

I'll annoy everyone by constantly ringing the bell.

[Luftwaffles]

I'll annoy everyone by constantly ringing the bell.

!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Hmmmm
*Busts every barrel in cellar*
That should do.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Grinds teeth*

[The Mask]

*sets everyone's food on fire*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Blows up the cellars by setting fire to a barrel of October Ale*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Blocks up all the gates with rubble*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Replaces the gate wood with solid stone* No one can move the gates*

[Rusvul]

*Adds alchohol to the strawberry fizz* Hah, that'll mess everybody up.