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Started by Hickory, April 05, 2015, 06:58:43 PM

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Gonff the Mousethief

#30
April 06, 2015, 04:32:30 AM
Oh man, I feel ya Jukka. All of these drinks, so good...
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Jukka the Sling

#31
April 06, 2015, 05:01:51 AM
I'm drunk because Rus put alcohol in the strawberry fizz!!! Didn't anyone read the first page?
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Søren

#32
April 06, 2015, 05:33:42 AM
We're too cool for first pages. ;D


I'm retired from the forum

Skyblade

#33
April 06, 2015, 05:42:53 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 06, 2015, 05:01:51 AM
I'm drunk because Rus put alcohol in the strawberry fizz!!! Didn't anyone read the first page?

*holding an empty glass of strawberry fizz*

...shoot

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Lady Ashenwyte

#34
April 06, 2015, 02:11:38 PM
*Drinks all the strawberry fizz*  Ah dangit. *Gets woozy and smashes face on the Abbey Gates*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#35
April 06, 2015, 02:59:37 PM

*Refuses to open the gate for a family of starving mice but opens it wide for a group of nice looking vermin warriors* I mean how bad could they be?


*I think a thousand is when you get Cellarbeast and five thousand to get Abbey recorder.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

The Skarzs

#36
April 06, 2015, 03:05:10 PM
*Crushes all the fruits and vegetables except my hidden stash so no one can eat.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw

#37
April 06, 2015, 03:07:00 PM

I have no idea when you get Abbey gardener. :-\


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Søren

#38
April 06, 2015, 03:07:00 PM
Abbey gardener must be at 3000.


I'm retired from the forum

Hickory

#39
April 06, 2015, 03:10:07 PM
 ;D
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

SilentSam

#40
April 06, 2015, 03:56:58 PM
*breaks bell*
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!
I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Jukka the Sling

#41
April 06, 2015, 06:49:50 PM
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Hickory

#42
April 06, 2015, 06:50:54 PM
 ;D Newbies are dibbuns.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

LT Sandpaw

#43
April 06, 2015, 07:05:10 PM

Serious, lol you have to take care of them I'm to busy guarding the gate ;)


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jukka the Sling

#44
April 06, 2015, 07:05:26 PM
As far as I can determine, these are the new ranks:


1: Unknown rank

2: Unknown rank

3: Redwall Recorder - 5,000 posts

4: Abbey Gardener - 2,500 posts

5: Abbey Cellarbeast - 1,000 posts

6: Abbey Gatekeeper - 500 posts

7: Kitchen Assistant - 250 posts

8: Abbey Bellringer - 100 posts

9: Redwall Novice - 10 posts

10: Dibbun - 0 posts
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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