The Hospital

[Russa Nodrey]

   Oh, by the way, I got a pretty big paper cut on my finger.  Could someone maybe take a look at it?  I'm worried that it might have to get stitches or something.  *Holds up cut one-tenth of a centimeter*  It's... it's pretty big.

*Hands Rain a Band-Aid*

What if I was thrown into the giant shredder/compactor machine Faiy made a topic about to kill people with? How does one recover from that?

My dear child, one does not simply recover after falling into a machine like that, in fact one usually dies! However, if you did actually come out alive and made it to a hospital in time, you might possibly survive....you'd have to stay in bed for a long time though...like...forever.

[Norham Waterpaw]

*weakly flails arm together until they successfully clap a few times*

"... Yay."

[Russa Nodrey]

What an optimistic young fellow.

[Skyblade]

*crawls into hospital in a wreck*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Rushes over to Sky* Goodness me! What has happened?

[Skyblade]

Life.

[Delthion]

*Leaps into to hospital happily and jovially, twists ankle and looks down, continues walking while not allowing self to limp.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Puts Del in a hospital bed*

[SilentSam]

*falls out of the the sky, through the roof, and onto Del* Thanks for catching my fall! *gets off the bed and trips* Ohhh. I think I broke my leg...

[Lady Amber]

*Puts Sam in a bed*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Throws Amber and Russa into beds* Alright, maggots, I, Kingmaker, and this imp here will be taking over the Hospital! DO NOT RESIST YOUR OCCUPATION! IHateDoor happy! OI! What do you think you're doing? *Throws Ash out of a window* THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO RESIST ME! Ow.....

[Cornflower MM]

*Limps in* Hi. I did something to my hp attempting a hitch kick.

[Skyblade]

*My pieces walk into the hospital* We kind of need help.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Throws Amber and Russa into beds* Alright, maggots, I, Kingmaker, and this imp here will be taking over the Hospital! DO NOT RESIST YOUR OCCUPATION! IHateDoor happy! OI! What do you think you're doing? *Throws Ash out of a window* THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO RESIST ME! Ow.....

*Defenestrates Kingmaker*

*Limps in* Hi. I did something to my hp attempting a hitch kick.

*Puts Corn in a bed and gives her a book to read* It's called Harry the Slug's Big Adventure in Space, a real classic! Please occupy yourself while I attend to a more urgent matter.

*My pieces walk into the hospital* We kind of need help.

*Duct tapes Sky back together* How are we feeling?

[Hickory]

*kaiju destroys hospital *