The Sørenian Star Empire

Søren · April 08, 2015, 07:25:52 PM

Oh of course! I'm she dialing it for this evening!

Hickory · April 08, 2015, 09:04:01 PM

*Ford, Zaphod Beebebrox, Arthur, Trillian, and Marvin enter* Excuse, me, but is this the resturant at the end of the universe?

Søren · April 09, 2015, 06:41:11 PM

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 08, 2015, 09:04:01 PM
*Ford, Zaphod Beebebrox, Arthur, Trillian, and Marvin enter* Excuse, me, but is this the resturant at the end of the universe?

No, I'm afraid it is not. However, you are invited to the ball in three.....two.....one......*Music starts*

Skyblade · April 10, 2015, 09:08:50 PM

(Has the ball started?)

LT Sandpaw · April 10, 2015, 09:10:06 PM

*looks around a little awkwardly* So Emperor, what are the traditional dances of the Star Empire?

Søren · April 10, 2015, 10:33:54 PM

Quote from: Skyblade on April 10, 2015, 09:08:50 PM
(Has the ball started?)

Sure.

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 10, 2015, 09:10:06 PM

*looks around a little awkwardly* So Emperor, what are the traditional dances of the Star Empire?

Whatever dance is done in the music video for the song Uptown Funk.

Lady Amber · April 10, 2015, 10:52:33 PM

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 07, 2015, 11:10:53 PM
The SSE is giving away free zucchini bread to anyone in attendance to tonight's annual galactic ball. Anyone not in attendance runs the risk of being shot down by the Dre'dex class Warbirds orbiting this planet. Have fun!

So basically if we don't attend we'll be killed?

Søren · April 10, 2015, 10:57:30 PM

Run the risk. Doesn't nessiarily mean you'll be killed. But after a certain time, if you don't have an authorized pass to be on this planet, the cruisers lock on to a life form and destroy it. It's for intruders.
However, everyone here has passes! So you're good!

Lady Ashenwyte · April 12, 2015, 03:20:26 AM

I come here as a delegate of the Empire of the Ash. My master requests an alliance.

Søren · April 12, 2015, 04:39:39 AM

The Sørenian Star Empire is much faster then most other sovereign powers in the galaxy. However, we will consider your request and open negotiations.

Delthion · April 12, 2015, 04:55:25 AM

*Miranda-class Science vessel comes into sensor range.* Hello! I am Delthion the captain of the M.R.S. Eire! I would request access to your planet!

Søren · April 12, 2015, 05:20:44 AM

Of course! You can receive your badge upon arrival!
*three Vladore-type Sørenian warbirds escort science vessel to main planet*
The SSE has four main branches, in order from left to right.

Intelligence Department; Militarian Department; Social Department; Science Department;
I am looking for people to assist me in each of these aspects.

SilentSam · April 12, 2015, 03:45:56 PM

Hmmm... Intelligence Department I would do.

Søren · April 12, 2015, 03:50:37 PM

Accepted

Skyblade · April 12, 2015, 03:59:49 PM

Cool banner! So, what exactly does each branch do?

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