Izeroth's Empire

[Izeroth]

As peace keeper there will have to be more of a balanced agreement. Need I remind you Emperor Izeroth you were the one who started the conflict.

Well, yes, but Søren caused the vast majority of damage. Need I remind you that he destroyed half the planet's population?

What qualifies you to be a peacekeeper, anyway? You have no stake in this conflict.

[Wylder Treejumper]

That is kind of the point... You know, the whole neutral, unbiased point of view?  The one you don't have? Yeah, that one.

[LT Sandpaw]

Exactly, thank you Corporal Wylder, GEM would hope to bring this to a peaceful solution, Your the reason this war started and you need to be the reason it ends. The aggressor can't expect the retaliator to make the first move nor should it be forced to pay for your expenses which are on your head.

[Søren]

Yeah Izeroth. I did destroy a lot of stuff. But so did you. Nearly my entire Dre'Dex fleet! These terms need modifications. Here they are:

The Sørenian Star Empire will cease all military and exploratory operations in the Varan Sector at once, and will pay the following as compensation for damages:

•One-hundred tons of carbon-reinforced steel

•Two-hundred thousand servants The SSE does not deal in human trafficking. Please suggest another option, or eliminate this one.

•One plasma-fusion generator

Izeroth's Empire will cease all military and exploratory operations in Sørenian space at once, and will pay the following as compensation for damages:

• 800 Quantum Fusion Reactors
• 700 tons of unrefined duranium.

[Skyblade]

Izeroth, what do you mean it's all your fault?

[Izeroth]

Izeroth, what do you mean it's all your fault?

That was in reference to another thread. The "it's not my fault" thread, specifically.

Yeah Izeroth. I did destroy a lot of stuff. But so did you. Nearly my entire Dre'Dex fleet! These terms need modifications. Here they are:

The Sørenian Star Empire will cease all military and exploratory operations in the Varan Sector at once, and will pay the following as compensation for damages:

•One-hundred tons of carbon-reinforced steel

•Two-hundred thousand servants The SSE does not deal in human trafficking. Please suggest another option, or eliminate this one.

•One plasma-fusion generator

Izeroth's Empire will cease all military and exploratory operations in Sørenian space at once, and will pay the following as compensation for damages:

• 800 Quantum Fusion Reactors
• 700 tons of unrefined duranium.

Yes, I destroyed most of your fleet, but it's not like you had to invade my planet anyway. Wasn't repulsing my invasion enough?

As far as the terms go:

I don't have very many quantum fusion reactors. I stopped using them years ago because they were so inefficient.

What is duranium, and why would anyone need it?

[Søren]

Fine, 300 quantum fusion reactors and 1200 tons of duranium. Duranium is a highly advanced metal, much lighter and stronger then your carbon-reinforced steel.

[Izeroth]

Fine, 300 quantum fusion reactors and 1200 tons of duranium. Duranium is a highly advanced metal, much lighter and stronger then your carbon-reinforced steel.

I don't have 300 quantum reactors. How about 300 gold bars instead?

[Søren]

I have little use for gold.
How many black holes do you have in your space ?

[Izeroth]

I have little use for gold.
How many black holes do you have in your space ?

None, if you must know.

[Søren]

Hmm, I could use some of the gas from the event horizon. Do you have dilithium? If so, I'll take 200 tons of that.

[Izeroth]

Hmm, I could use some of the gas from the event horizon. Do you have dilithium? If so, I'll take 200 tons of that.

I have no dilithium, but I've got plenty of nuclear fusion-grade helium from mining operations on the moon.

[Faiyloe]

really, this guy is so out dated! *Walks into the debating chamber threw the wall*

[Hickory]

*arrives with Star Destroyer fleet* Hello, greetings. I'd like to make a purchase of:

1200 standard tons of durasteel
300 pounds of tibanna gas
20 gallons of bacta
40 pounds of mined beskar
And...

10 pounds of Cortosis.

Niice doin' biz with ya!

[LT Sandpaw]

This just got really real...