Oh how punny!

[Matthias720]

Nightfire, I made the topic, so I set the guidelines. No one is forcing you to play. If you don't like it, then don't post. If you don't stay within the guidelines I set for this topic, I will have to speak to you about it.

[rakkety tam]

ha come along now lettuce leaf get it

[Stonewall]

If gas pumps were capable of reproducing, and if a gas pump were to have brothers and sisters, would the brothers and sisters be considered pumpkin?

Yes, it's a stretch.

[Matthias720]

Don't worry about it, I've seen worse. I, myself, have bean the recipient of many bad puns.

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

Vegetable and fruit puns, eh? Hmm, not sure I can squash one into this topic.

[Matthias720]

ToR, that was a berry good one.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I didn't apple along to see that.
(You know, apple along, happen along...
It's a stretch.)

[Matthias720]

Well, I guess I can give you apple-ause for your effort. Just keep trying to pepper this topic with more puns.

[Coobreedan]

Grrrrrr...you are annoying, Matthias.

[Matthias720]

In this topic, that's a compliment. XD

Now here's another pear of really corn-y puns.

[Redwall Musician]

Some grape ones here.

[DanielofRedwall]

I was working at a fruit juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate!!!

[Redwall Musician]

Since when did juice get into the pitcher?

[Matthias720]

Okay, so it seems we're running a little lean on the fruit and veggie puns. I now open the topic to all food puns.

Let the cheesy puns begin!

[DanielofRedwall]

There's some real cracker puns here!