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Oh how punny!

Started by Matthias720, September 09, 2011, 05:52:28 PM

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Norham Waterpaw

Thank you berry much Rusvul. I'll go ahead and eat it now.
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KitrallStreamrippler

My dad: "If you were a B2 bomber, where would you hide?"
Me: "In plane sight!"
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Ungatt Trunn

All of these puns are just so Punny :D

Life is too short to rush through it.

Shadowed One

This is just about the dumbest pun of all time.
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Man 1: What is your name?
Man 2: Pete Za
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*groans*
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc

Maudie

Some of these puns seriously knead s'more dough

I carrot think of anymore puns

Store employees are very cherryful sometimes.

One, two, three, flour puns!

These are plum crazy!
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Norham Waterpaw

Frankly, I'm beet as what to say next...
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Rusvul

I know, I'm so hungry I don't have any piedeas.

Norham Waterpaw

I'm very curryous to know what to say next.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Rusvul

Hmmm... I should propably fuel the boiler again. Don't want our airbag to deflate.

Norham Waterpaw

Enough of these corny jokes, let's get on to a more meaty subject!

(So, can we so meat puns too, now?)
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Maudie

We can do all foods, Norham.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Shadowed One

I'm just plum beet after a hard day's work.
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc

W0NWILL

I start my journey today, I walnut fail.

Rusvul

Geez, people, we can't think of these puns fast enough! Lettuce think for a moment!

Shadowed One

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Oh, I am going to beet your puns, Rusvul.
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc