Capture the Hill

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

*knocks SaLTpaw off with bazooka* *plants flag with DAB on it and flag can only be killed through endlessly PMing its owner* Yes, for real, you have to do this.

[Hickory]

*digs under shield*

[Izeroth]

 *Melts Sagetip with a solar-powered death ray and claims the hill for Izeroth's Empire*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Burns down Izeroths flag and replaces the Elestrian banner*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Goes to the OTHER side of the hill and digs a Hobbit Hole in it.*

Any of Yall are welcome here. Quite cozy if y' ask me!

[Hickory]

Of course, Mr. Marshall! I'd be glad so share such a nice home. Look, I've even brough a plant to adorn your room.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

*Blows up hill and ends game*

[Izeroth]

*Runs over DAB with a tank*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Claims the pile of ashes that used to be the hill*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Thank You Tibbson!

*Puts plant outside of window with its own pipe*

[rrrrr]

*Resurrects the hill *

[Leatho Shellhound]

Whacks with rubber tail with a side-ways kick added, taking the hill for the Shellhound clan!

I then put Cluny the Scourge's helmet on the fire. Since it smells, the fire dies out quickly from lack of oxygen.

That's one of the funniest things I've read today!!! 

[Izeroth]

 *Shoots Leatho and retakes the hill*

[rrrrr]

*Plants a flower next to Izeroth. Sadly, the flower is a carnivore and Izeroth gets eaten.*
*I then put my flag on the hill while wearing metal armor. The flag has a dome of really hard wood protecting it (like Russa Nodrey's stick kind of wood)

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Shoots a firework up my chimney, knocking down rrrrr and the flag, plus busting the dome by setting it on fire*
Oops... Shouldn't have let Gandalf and that Fool of a Took in...