Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Jukka the Sling]

*Raises eyebrow*  Why are you paying me?

And sure, Corny.

[Cornflower MM]

*Does plank* *Starts counting*

[Mhera]

*drops and does twenty-one push-ups because somebody has to be the P.E. hero everyone else is annoyed by*

*jumps up (like, literally jumps)*

All done, teacher!

[Rainshadow]

*Raises eyebrow*  Why are you paying me?

  Um, well, teacher, you... you told us to give you a twenty, but I only have nineteen.

*drops and does twenty-one push-ups because somebody has to be the P.E. hero everyone else is annoyed by*

  Heh, twenty-one push-ups.  That should be a band name. 

[Hickory]

*is casually lifting 200 lb. weight*

[Skyblade]

Hey fellows, I'm Skyblade, the leader of the band Twenty-One Push Ups. Our debut song is "Keep Calm and Battle On". You should listen to it.

*Turns on music*

*Starts running and jumping around the room, yelling*

Ohhhhhhhhhh, and I put the right answer for the poll! Because I want to be a nerd!

[Eulaliaaa!]

*does two push-ups* whew! I don't know how many more push-ups I can do! *does four push-ups* couch, cough! I can't... do this... *does one more push-ups* can't......... breath..... *passes out*

[Jukka the Sling]

*Dumps a bottle of water over Eul*  There.

Now, Mhera, you know it's wrong to outdo anyone else and make them feel bad.  Same for you, Sagie. *Shakes head*

Rain, dear, I meant twenty push-ups, not twenty dollars.  *Smiles benevolently*

[Leatho Shellhound]

How about some glasses, Leatho?

But I'm dyslexic...

[Eulaliaaa!]

*runs out the fire exit*

[Hickory]

*Dumps a bottle of water over Eul*  There.

Now, Mhera, you know it's wrong to outdo anyone else and make them feel bad.  Same for you, Sagie. *Shakes head*

Rain, dear, I meant twenty push-ups, not twenty dollars.  *Smiles benevolently*

And who gave you the authority ot be the teacher?

[Jukka the Sling]

Russa said I could be the gym teacher.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Could I be the soccer coach?

[Eulaliaaa!]

Well you're doing a poor job because one of your students just escaped...  

[Hickory]

*grabs Needler and kills everyone*