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Vilu Daskar

#45
September 01, 2015, 09:10:33 PM
It isn't tyranny yet so your wrong there.
Since that hasn't happened correct.
This isn't a lie it's true. Every Empire, Kingdom, or jail I have seen I've been Captain of the Guard or Co Ruler.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jetthebinturong

#46
September 01, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
No, that last one is completely untrue. Also no one cares because this "politics, empire, tyrant" stuff is really and truly boring.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

LT Sandpaw

#47
September 01, 2015, 10:15:26 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 01, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
No, that last one is completely untrue. Also no one cares because this "politics, empire, tyrant" stuff is really and truly boring.

To you maybe, but other people have different opinions on what is fun.


Hey Wylder do you want to be a part of the F.S.S? I'm looking for a good Second in Command.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Wylder Treejumper

#48
September 01, 2015, 10:44:01 PM Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 10:46:30 PM by Wylder Treejumper
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 01, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
No, that last one is completely untrue. Also no one cares because this "politics, empire, tyrant" stuff is really and truly boring.
Whatever. You can go live in Syria if you want to. As for me, I'm fine with having my rights and freedoms.

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 01, 2015, 10:15:26 PM
Hey Wylder do you want to be a part of the F.S.S? I'm looking for a good Second in Command.
Sure, why not.

By the way, what'd that make me? A Colonel?
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Vilu Daskar

#49
September 01, 2015, 11:00:06 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 01, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
No, that last one is completely untrue.
OK maybe partially untrue I might have missed a couple but it's definitely mainly true.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Faiyloe

#50
September 01, 2015, 11:42:08 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 01, 2015, 11:00:06 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 01, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
No, that last one is completely untrue.
OK maybe partially untrue I might have missed a couple but it's definitely mainly true.

Yes it is true that at some point in time it was once true, however it was never a constant state and the key in that phrase being "That I have seen,"
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

#51
September 01, 2015, 11:47:35 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 01, 2015, 07:57:09 PM
I proclaim rulse of the cellars for myself.

Now that I'm in charge, y'all can just go goof off. Business returns to normal.

*uses death star to kill everyone who tries to impose rule *besides myself**
*Talks over radio.* "Sage is public enemy number one all units move in."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#52
September 02, 2015, 12:13:18 AM Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 12:16:33 AM by LT Sandpaw
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 01, 2015, 10:44:01 PM
Sure, why not.

By the way, what'd that make me? A Colonel?

Um no, you would be Chief Special Agent and I would be Director, or Lead Special Agent.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#53
September 02, 2015, 12:15:33 AM
Maybe you should make a topic for the F.S.S
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#54
September 02, 2015, 01:15:50 PM
So, my foes unite under one banner then...... CHERI KATANA TIME! *Draws cheri katana and beheads Wylder*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#55
September 02, 2015, 03:16:49 PM

"Hey Yo, no Kool-Aid!" *Whips out a magnet gun and rips the Cheri Katana from Ash's hands, and strap the captured sword to my belt. Then I draw out my handy Peacemaker and open fire aiming for Ash's head.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

#56
September 02, 2015, 03:23:50 PM
Kool-Aid? What's that? *Dodges the bullet* *Snatches back the katana* Cheri is not metal. Cheri is not anything. I am Cheri. Cheri is me. You are Cheri. Cheri is everything. Cheri is nothing.

Spoiler
It was you all the time.
Spoiler
Directed by M Night Shyamalan.
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*Stabs Sandpaw and walks away looking for Eolyiaf*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#57
September 02, 2015, 03:47:09 PM

*Checks my Kevlar vest to see if any damage was done, I find nothing damaged so I aim my wrist-gun at Ash's ankles and fire a small bola at him* The cords wrap around his ankles bringing him to the ground*

"Tango down, I repeat Tango down, all agents converge on the president. Oh and I also need a medic, one that can fix decapitation Sandpaw out."


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Wylder Treejumper

#58
September 02, 2015, 03:49:21 PM
*Head pops through neckhole*

Don't be silly, that was my fake head. I always keep one on in case of things like this. Besides, I can't be decapitated- don't you know I'm a leatherneck?
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Lady Ashenwyte

#59
September 02, 2015, 03:52:21 PM
*Is trapped* Kingmaker! Your assistance is required! *A massive hundred headed dragon flies down from the sky* Die, MAGGOTS! *Smashes Wylder out of existance*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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