Pillow Fight!!!!

[Nightfire]

Nightfire wallops Maudie with a pillow.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Tiria lands on the shore in a boat. 'Sorry, guys, I couldn't come sooner! That's the downside of living on an island.'
*Whacks Nightfire and Maudie with a pillow*

[Coobreedan]

Daroach sat holding the huge Kracko monster.
"You really think they'll believe this thing is a pillow?" He complained.
"Who cares if they don't?" Customer Service replied. "Together we can invade Redwall!"
"You're coming along?"
"I didn't say anything about me coming along..."
The monster machine started to flash, and a short stubby man appeared.
"Who the heck are you?" Daroach shouted.
"I'm that cool guy you were just talking to." Customer Service said. "I'll be joining the fight."
Daroach fainted.
"I guess I'll have to join in myself..." CS said.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Suddenly pillows start raining from the sky. All the little forest scales grew silent and very, very, frightened.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire wallops everyone with a pillow.

[Dannflor]

Dannflor sneaks up on Nightfire and hit's her really hard on the noggin and he takes mad maudie in the chin hahahahaha

[Nightfire]

Nightfire falls over, dead, then respawns next to Halig. "Oh! Hi, Halig!" she promtly wallops her over the head with a feather pillow.
Meanwhile, Raio Rei attaches pillows to his talons and starts whacking people with them.

[Dannflor]

i took my pillow walloped icefire in the stomach and hits nightfire on the chin

[Nightfire]

Nightfire glares at Dann and wallops his tail.

[Dannflor]

yowooooch i wallop nightfire on the stomach and she flies out of the window and into the pond   

[Nightfire]

The dripping squirrelqueen pulls herself out of the pond, blood suffusing her eyes. "All right, now you've done it!" a passing otter yells, scampering away before IT happens.
Nightfire gives a yell of rage. "YAYALAHOOOOO!!!!" and thwacks Dann repeately over the head and in the stomach with two pillows.

[Coobreedan]

Customer Service charged into the fight weilding Kracko.
"I know I'm cheating but who cares?" He shouted, smacking Dannflor with the huge electrical beast. "BWAHAHAHA!"

[Dannflor]

I am ferocious and i whack left and right with my pillow Knocking corbreeden and nightfire unconscious and hitting Icefire on the head and yelling out my battle cry Ragubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Nightfire]

Nightfire grabs Cobreedan by his neck and shoves him int a pillowcase, then ties the end shut. "NO CHEATING!!!!" She yells, then wallops the pillow against the ground.

[Coobreedan]

Customer Service screamed from within the pillow, but nobody heard. Then he realised he had made a big mistake. He had pushed out his last gasp of air!

Meanwhile, Daroach had woken up.
"I wonder how that weirdo's getting on."
He leapt out of the window and landed swiftly next to to a pillow.
"Who cares about him? I'm gonna wallop Nightfire!"
He grabbed the pillow and ran. Little did he know CS was inside...