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Lady Ashenwyte

October 27, 2015, 10:10:34 AM
*Connect*

Good citizens of this forum, I, Lord of the Lifesight Beavers, have a warning of things to come. Even as I speak, the Blue Clawed Otters have returned, and march on the topics. If you do not believe me, here is proof.

*Holds up pelt of blue clawed otter*

This is the Skipper's son you see here, and even now the Skipper marches on the topics. If you join me, we shall be liberated of this menace!

*Disconnect*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Izeroth

#1
October 27, 2015, 11:06:52 AM
 Are they related to these fellows?

Lady Ashenwyte

#2
October 27, 2015, 11:46:27 AM
*Connect*

A larger cousin. I thought I had exterminated the vermin, but they come now.

A storm is coming.

Be prepared.

*Disconnect*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#3
October 27, 2015, 12:03:44 PM
Winter is coming.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#4
October 27, 2015, 12:06:46 PM
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#6
October 27, 2015, 01:13:26 PM
Down with Beavers!
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Vilu Daskar

#8
October 27, 2015, 01:28:57 PM
I applaud the Otters.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#9
October 27, 2015, 01:48:19 PM
They're out for your blood, too, y'know.

Quote from: rachel25 on October 27, 2015, 01:15:03 PM
Down with your mum
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#10
October 27, 2015, 01:53:53 PM

Why would you kill the Skipper's son and bring their wrath on the forum. This is your fault Emp king!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#12
October 27, 2015, 02:27:28 PM
Is that Boromir?

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 27, 2015, 01:48:19 PM
They're out for your blood, too, y'know.

Quote from: rachel25 on October 27, 2015, 01:15:03 PM
Down with your mum
I'll just kill them if they come for me.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#13
October 27, 2015, 02:31:22 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 27, 2015, 02:26:23 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 27, 2015, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 27, 2015, 12:03:44 PM
Winter is coming.


Oooh, he's using a kriegsmesser!

You monster. Label your swords correctly, troll, that's not a kriegsmesser, that's a greatsword!

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#14
October 27, 2015, 02:32:14 PM
Is the guy getting executed Boromir?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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