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[Ashleg]

"The Empire's army is infinite."
-Rahm Kota

I haven't seen you use it. Actions speak louder than words.

Ooooh, he told you!

[rachel25]

Louder. Louder. Louder than words!!!! You gotta love Les Friction.

[Hickory]

Admiral Piett, move the fleet in at once. This rebel scum shall be crushed within the day cycle.

[rachel25]

*sits and has afternoon tea with little cakes and everything*

[Ashleg]

*sneaks over and pours hot cocoa in Rachel's tea*

[rachel25]

*sighs*
Just the way I like it. Don't forget the marshmallows.

[Ashleg]

*puts marshmallows*
These marshmallows are made of highly dangerous wasps, but I hope you enjoy it.

[rachel25]

Thank you.

[Groddil]

Wait, how can you hit me in the head with a sledgehammer when I've already been decapitated. Who cares?

*Uses magic superglue to glue self back together. Uses magic boiling cocoa to burn DDB berserkers to dust, escaping in the process. Jumps at Ashenwyte with squeaky hammer.*

[Vilu Daskar]

*Throws a spear at Groddil.*
Get him with a real weapon!

[Groddil]

Gah!
*Blows into squeaky hammer, which blows up and morphs into a solid metal shield. Vilu's spear bounces harmlessly off.*

[Ashleg]

Thank you.

You're welcome. 

[Vilu Daskar]

* * You were supposed to use that you fool!

[Ashleg]

[Hickory]