Join Ashleg's horde!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Hi.

[Ashleg]

Hi.

Goodbye forever.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Shoots Ashleg with cheri gun*

No.

[Ashleg]

*screams*

[Groddil]

* * You were supposed to use that you fool!

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EDIT: Whoops, I left my computer on Japanese again.

Nobody calls Groddil a fool and gets away with it!

*Blows into squeaky hammer and turns it into a spear, which he then throws at Vilu.*

[Ashleg]

Groddil, help me, I was attacked ;v;

[LT Sandpaw]

*Builds a puzzle with space armor suits on it.*

Here Ashleg, these suits are run on hot chocolate and are rather versatile. Put it on, quick!

[Ashleg]

*puts the suit on*
Now I'm classy.

[Groddil]

*Takes one of the suits*

~Snazzy Space Suit Added~
~Snazzy Space Suit was Equipped~
~+3 Charisma, +20 Oxygen Supply~

Here, take these!

~Groddil's Magical Squeaky Hammer^TM was given to LT Sandpaw~
~Groddil's Magical Squeaky Hammer^TM was given to Ashleg~

[Ashleg]

"(sigh) I guess you want something in return. Here you go."

~Fantastical Puzzle Whale was given to Groddil~

"Use it wisely!"

[Groddil]

~Fantastical Puzzle Whale was too large to equip. Fantastical Puzzle Whale was placed in Bag of Holding.~

*Drinks all the cocoa from spacesuit's fuel tank.*

~Snazzy Spacesuit has run out of fuel. Please visit the in-forum store to purchase more fuel.~

Goatface Pigbottom!

~$0.99 was removed. Thank you for your purchase.~

*Whacks rachel with Squeaky Hammer.*

[Ashleg]

~Fantastical Puzzle Whale needs to be equipped, or it will die.~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale breaks out of Bag of Holding.~

[Izeroth]

~Fantastical Puzzle Whale needs to be equipped, or it will die.~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale breaks out of Bag of Holding.~

*Izeroth taps "secret energy project" card, gaining 300 mana*

*Izeroth swings ICBM at Fantastical Puzzle Whale*

*ICBM deals 200,000 damage. Fantastical Puzzle Whale is defeated*

[Groddil]

~Groddil used Spell: Revive.~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale was revived.~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale was equipped.~
~Groddil used Spell: Command Animal.~
~Groddil has command of Fantastical Puzzle Whale.~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale crushed Izeroth, dealing 999999999 damage.~

*Sips cold cocoa from the Cold Cocoa Fridge, watching the fight.*

~Izeroth was defeated.~
~Groddil gained 12 XP.~
~Groddil got 200 shinies.~
~Groddil got Barrel of Cocoa.~

Behold the mightiness of cocoa and whales!

[Ashleg]

~Fantastical Puzzle Whale has leveled up.~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale learned Hot Cocoa Blast!~
~Fantastical Puzzle Whale can now win battles by launching hot cocoa from its blowhole.