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Started by Ashleg, November 07, 2015, 07:22:54 PM

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ASHLEG IS MORE MIGHTY THAN YOU! Forever and always!

Surrender to the hot cocoa and puzzles.
You know you want to.
Gold team rules!

Groddil



~Welcome to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and CafeTM! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!

~Shoppe Catalogue - Tuesday~
~Buy Barrel of Cocoa for 50 Shinies.~
~Buy Spell Tome: Conjure Badger Lord for 199 Shinies.~
~Buy Ebook: The Taggerung for 1000 Shinies.~
~Buy Groddil's Magical Squeaky HammerTM for 183 Shinies. SOLD OUT!~
~Buy Spell Tome: Bloodwrath for 24 Shinies.~
~Buy Jigsaw Puzzle - Badger Lords for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Bag of Holding for 750 Shinies.~
~Buy Rawnblade Wildstripe Action Figure for 10 Shinies.~
~Buy 5 Shinies for $0.99.~

We'll have new stock in tomorrow.

~Cafe Menu~
~Buy Today's Special: Pickin' Chicken - Delicious whole chicken, your choice of whether fried, grilled, or baked. Comes with mineral water or Diet Coke - for 30 shinies~
       ~Add Stuffing for 5 shinies~
~Buy Potato and Leek Soup for 9 shinies~
~Buy Deeper'n'Ever Turnip'n'Tater'n'Beetroot Pie for 20 shinies~
~Buy Cheesecake for 17 shinies~
~Buy Carrot and Aspagarus pastie for 5 shinies~
~Buy hot cocoa for 7 shinies~
~Buy Damson Wine for 7 shinies~

*Sees Ashleg's Post*
Two can play at that game!

~Groddil used Spell: Copy.~
~Groddil used Spell: Paste.~

*Groddil now has copies of Ashleg's stock.*
I'm selling it for less!

~Groddil's Ye Olde Specials, while stocks last!~
~Buy Tsarmina Greeneyes action figure for 3 shinies~
~Buy Tsarmina Greeneyes knitted sweater for 3 shinies~
~Buy Tsarmina Greeneyes cutesy plush doll for 3 shinies~
~Buy Tsarmina Greeneyes Kotir replica for 3 shinies~
~Buy Burger - your choice of beef, steak, chicken, fish, bacon and egg, or vegetable - for 3 shinies~
         ~Add drink for 2 shinies~
         ~Add chips for 2 shinies~

Mwuahahahahaaha!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!one!

Ashleg

#196
*burns Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and CafeTM *

Groddil

*Groddil's fantastical puzzle whale puts out the fire. Groddil stuffs the Shoppe and Cafe down his fingers to prevent it from harm.*

Hickory

Quote from: Ashleg on November 17, 2015, 04:46:05 AM
*burns Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and CafeTM *
To make TM that, you put in it [ sup] tags. (without the space)
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

rachel25

I'd like some hot chocolate with marshmallows.

Ashleg

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on November 17, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on November 17, 2015, 04:46:05 AM
*burns Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and CafeTM *
To make TM that, you put in it [ sup] tags. (without the space)
Never heard of those before. Thanks!

Quote from: Groddil on November 17, 2015, 05:34:34 AM
*Groddil's fantastical puzzle whale puts out the fire. Groddil stuffs the Shoppe and Cafe down his fingers to prevent it from harm.*
You are not authorized to sell Tsarmina Greeneyes merchandise. Hand it over or I'll send out my whale to do battle with your whale.


Vilu Daskar

*Wonders what happened to the games and Hot Chocolate.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro


Groddil

Quote from: rachel25 on November 17, 2015, 01:01:04 PM
I'd like some hot chocolate with marshmallows.

~Hot Cocoa + Marshmallows was given to rachel25.~
~10 Shinies were subtracted from rachel25's balance.~

Oh goodness, whale vs whale. I'm not a fan of M.A.D.

~Groddil used Spell: Cut.~
~Groddil used Spell: Paste.~

*Groddil now has all of Ashleg's merchandise.*

~Groddil used Spell: Open Black Hole.~

*Tosses ALL Tsarmina Greeneyes merchandise into black hole*

~Groddil used Spell: Close Black Hole.~

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Groddil

#206
Double post because I can (and I needed to update stuff, so...yeah.)

~Welcome back to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and CafeTM! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!

~Shoppe Menu - Wednesday~
~Buy Barrel of Cocoa for 50 Shinies.~
~Buy Spell Tome: Conjure Magic Pencil for 73 Shinies.~
~Buy Ebook: The Bellmaker for 1000 Shinies.~
~Buy Groddil's Magical Squeaky HammerTM for 183 Shinies.~ BACK IN STOCK!
~Buy Spell Tome: Heal for 8 Shinies.~
~Buy Jigsaw Puzzle - Redwall Feast for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Bag of Holding for 750 Shinies.~
~Buy Boar the Fighter Action Figure for 16 Shinies.~
~Buy 5 Shinies for $0.99.~

We'll have new stock in tomorrow.

~Cafe Menu~
~Buy Today's Special: Caesar Salad - Scrumptious salad with every vegetable under the sun. Comes with your choice of cheese and your choice of dressing. - for 20 shinies~
      ~Add Diced Roman Emperor for 10 shinies~
~Buy Clam and Beetroot Soup for 12 shinies~
~Buy Deeper'n'Ever Turnip'n'Tater'n'Beetroot Pie for 20 shinies~
~Buy Brownies (6 pack ) for 20 shinies~
~Buy Super-Duper pastie for 15 shinies~
~Buy cold cocoa for 5 shinies~
~Buy Dandelion cup for 5 shinies~

Ashleg

Okay Groddil, I'm laughing a lot now because of the Roman Emperor thing. ;D :P
That was hilarious! XDD

Vilu Daskar

I'll take Groddil's Magical Squeaky HammerTM
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Groddil

~Groddil's Magical Squeaky HammerTM was given to Vilu Daskar.~
~183 Shinies were subtracted from Vilu Daskar's balance.~

Use it well...