Join Ashleg's horde!

[Vilu Daskar]

Very effective in cooling him down.

I was inside the Shoppe.

[Hickory]

The Galactic Empire meant to harm to Vilu Daskar and requests that they assist him in any matter regarding recovering from any wound(s) sustained from their attack on a third party.

[Groddil]

Assissting in recovering from wounds, eh? OPEN A BRANCH OF GRODDIL'S YE OLDE MAGICKS SHOPPE AND CAFE^TM ON THE DEATH STAR OR ELSE! That should do me.

[Hickory]

The Empire refuses to take part in such blasphemy.

[Groddil]

We have Darth Vader action figures, rebel alliance torture devices, remote-controlled star destroyers, and death star tennis.

[Izeroth]

We have Darth Vader action figures, rebel alliance torture devices, remote-controlled star destroyers, and death star tennis.

And thus, the Galactic Empire becomes the next victim of rampant commercialization.

[Ashleg]

*drinks hot cocoa and whispers "I've never seen Star Wars."*

[Groddil]

*Revives topic by hitting it multiple times with a squeaky hammer*

[Hickory]

We have Darth Vader action figures, rebel alliance torture devices, remote-controlled star destroyers, and death star tennis.

And thus, the Galactic Empire becomes the next victim of rampant commercialization.

We have Darth Vader action figures, rebel alliance torture devices, remote-controlled star destroyers, and death star tennis.

The Imperial Propoganda department rightly denies any involvement in this matter, hence synch merchandise is fan-made and illegal (should you be selling it, otherwise you're safe from legalities. But laws can be changed.)

[Groddil]

*Throws a DVD copy of The Force Awakens at Sagetip*

[Hickory]

Thanks.

[Groddil]

That didn't work...
*Groddil used Spell: Summon Jar-Jar*
*Lightsaber was given to Jar-Jar*
*Force Powers were given to Jar-Jar*
*Jar-Jar was cloned a million times*

Attack my army of Jar-Jars! Destroy them!

[Ashleg]

How amusing!
*watches* :000

[Hickory]

That didn't work...
*Groddil used Spell: Summon Jar-Jar*
*Lightsaber was given to Jar-Jar*
*Force Powers were given to Jar-Jar*
*Jar-Jar was cloned a million times*

Attack my army of Jar-Jars! Destroy them!

Fool. We have far too much firepower for you to oppose.

[Groddil]

*Uses growth gun on a Jar-Jar to make it 3000000000 times the size of the Death Star*

Mega Jar-Jar, destroy them!