Million Dollars, but. . .

[Delthion]

No, we have three dogs in our neighborhood that are aggressive breeds, (Pit Bull for one.) and they bark extensively.

If you had to eat your sisters hair at every dinner.

[Søren]

Nerp.
If you can only listen to music on speakers on not earbuds nor headphones.

[Delthion]

Yes. I don't usually listen to music on headphones.

If you had to own a monkey that repeated exactly what you said in a squeaky voice.

[rachel25]

No, cus I already have an annoying little brother. A monkey would make me homicidal.

If you had to say everything in screamo style for the rest of your life.

[The Skarzs]

Nah. . .

No, cus I already have an annoying little brother. A monkey would make me homicidal.

How about genocidal? Toward monkeys? (Kill them allll. . .)

If your ears wiggled every time you saw something you liked.

[Søren]

Sure.
If you could only eat soemthing besides brussel sprouts on a leap year.

[Lady Amber]

No.

If your whole family has to live in a house for several months that has mold infesting the bedrooms that causes you to have headaches, so then you're forced to sleep in the living room on mattresses laid out on the floor. And when the cold and terrible winter comes you can only use piles of blankets and space heaters because the furnace will blow mold spores out the vents. Also, every time you get a headache once every week or so, you have to snort this horrible oregano rinse up your nose that about burns your nasal passages off.

[James Gryphon]

Sounds good to me.

If you would instantly gain a huge unrequited crush on a random person that you know (of the opposite gender)? It will last a year, upon which time you'll get another crush under the same conditions. This will happen every year for the rest of your life. It is possible to crush on the same person more than once.

[Cornflower MM]

Sure. It would be a nice change of pace.

If you had to sing every thing you said for the rest of your life?

[Skyblade]

No because I'd probably end up regretting it

If you had to sleep during the day and be active at night?

(Cool game btw)

[James Gryphon]

Sure, I do that anyway.

If you became completely colorblind for the rest of your life?

[Lady Amber]

No.

If you were not allowed to ever read another book again.

[James Gryphon]

Nah.

If your life span was decreased by ten years?

[Lady Amber]

Definitely not.

If you had to eat dog food after every meal.

[rachel25]

I could do that. I do like musicals after all.

You'd never get to see the end of the tv series your currently watching and no one would ever tell you either. So you'd never find out.