The Story

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

The frog saw a white rabbit tail disappear around a bend in the tunnel, and noticed a bottle that said "drink me" and a biscuit on a platter that said "eat me"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The Frog, being drunk, ate the bottle and drank the biscuit. This led to some rather unpleasant digestion.

[Trigoma]

The white Rabbit, who's tail the drunk Frog had seen before ingesting bottle glass, came back to sniff the air. Doing so made the Rabbit aware of the unpleasant digestion.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But that was nothing compared to what was released when the Frog suddenly and unexpectedly exploded, releasing an innumerable number of toxic fumes which all smelled positively awful up into the atmosphere, causing acid rain to begin pouring down steadily. The white Rabbit went back down the Rabbit hole to find better shelter.

[WorshipTiria]

The mysterious ooze nearby, however, loved the rain and started slurping the acid rain happily.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Indeed, it was happy- but, as they say, too much of a good thing is never a good thing, and the mysterious ooze got a stomach-ache from too much acid rain. Someone called for help.

[WorshipTiria]

A Horse doctor ended up arriving due to a communication error, and did not know how to fix the ooze due to the ooze not being a horse.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

So the Horse doctor called for an ooze doctor, but they got it wrong again and a Rabbit doctor came instead. This went on for quite some time with a varying number of different but still wrong doctors, much to the displeasure and discomfort of the ooze, who had now turned lime-green.

[WorshipTiria]

After some conversation, it was decided that there was no ooze doctor, and the numerous present doctors attempted to help the ooze.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But by this point the ooze had solidified, and had started metamorphosising. Soon it would emerge as a beautiful ooze Butterfly.

[WorshipTiria]

The butterfly doctor was the only doctor there who was happy about all this, so they stayed to watch.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The soldified ooze began cracking, and suddenly from inside burst an absolutely beautiful ooze Butterfly. As it fluttered its wings small things of ooze oozed onto the ground, where sunflowers immediately started growing.

[WorshipTiria]

As the flowers bloomed, a happy little lady bug flew out.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

This was promptly eaten by one of the sunflowers, who were of a carnivorous variety. The Lady Bug's family promptly sued.

[WorshipTiria]

In the ensuing legal battle, numerous scandalous facts about the late lady bug began to emerge, such as several cases of embezzlement.