The Endless Story II

[Tam and Martin]

who was horrible at eating cake with dental floss . . .

[Lady Amber]

Zandria's husband was a guy named Guy who, unbeknownst to Zandria, was a spy working for the Russian Government.

[Izeroth]

 This was strange, given the fact that the Russian government (and all Earthly governments) had been defunct for hundreds of years.

[Lady Amber]

The Russian Government, however, had secretly risen again, and was plotting to take over the world.

[LT Sandpaw]

Now JryCorp and this new Russian Government were enemies, so Zandria and Guy were actually spying on each other.

[Jukka the Sling]

One day, their kid, Janie, was snooping around her dad's office when she pulled a book off the shelf and unexpectedly opened a secret passage.

[LT Sandpaw]

It said in bold red letters on the front "TOP SECRET DO NOT READ, TOUCH, LOOK AT, OR DECIPHER IN ANY WAY!!!!!!" So naturally she opened it to read.

[Izeroth]

 The document revealed the crucial details of Games Jryphon's secret plot to take over the world, and included a list of "objectives" that had to be completed before the plan could be truly realized.

[Lady Amber]

One of the objectives was to eat doughnuts.

[Lord Daskar]

Another one was, Kill Janie.

[LT Sandpaw]

The most important objective however was to install JryCrop as the leading company in Hamburger development and distribution.

[Lord Daskar]

But Janie didn't care, all she cared about was the fact that she was on the list to be killed. So, she did what any normal person would do in this situation, she screamed very, very loudly.

[LT Sandpaw]

Her butler/X-Navy Seal entered the room and asked what he could do to help her.

[Lord Daskar]

She told him to boil his head. Then she went back to screaming.

[LT Sandpaw]

So the Butler went and got a large pot of water and put on the stove to heat up.