The Hospital

[Luftwaffles]

I can't decide whether or not getting hurt directly inside the hospital is the way of the future or just very, very ironic.

[Russa Nodrey]

*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.

How wonderful! Okay Ungatt, any last words before I rip off your head?

Walks to front desk.

Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury? 

It depends on whether we know you're faking.

And then I get an actual injury, right?

*Nervous laugh* Nooo?

YES.

*Revs up chainsaw*

*Relieves Ashe of his chainsaw and tosses it out a window* No killing in the hospital.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

excuse me can you put me in a coma so i don't have to face my self-induced problems anymore?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.

How wonderful! Okay Ungatt, any last words before I rip off your head?

Walks to front desk.

Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury? 

It depends on whether we know you're faking.

And then I get an actual injury, right?

*Nervous laugh* Nooo?

YES.

*Revs up chainsaw*

*Relieves Ashe of his chainsaw and tosses it out a window* No killing in the hospital.

*Relieves Russa of her arms and throws them out of a window*

*Leaps out of window and gets chainsaw back*

[Lady Amber]

*Gives Russa metal arms*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Cuts metal arms off*

[Luftwaffles]

*Is still waiting for his meal, although has already lost some of his appetite due to witnessing a non-Texan Chainsaw Massacre*.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Tosses some crispy chicken and a salad on a plate and gives it to Sierra*

Enjoy.

[Luftwaffles]

Thank you! You may go back to cutting each other's limbs off now

[Russa Nodrey]

excuse me can you put me in a coma so i don't have to face my self-induced problems anymore?

*Whacks Galli over the head with a club*

[Verdauga]

Wow, so we had two hospital threads started by Russa, and neither of them are on the Hectaville YAH?

I hate to break it to you, but my siblings are never coming back on, other than Kreg xD

Also, is Kreg the only one coming back into the Cellars because things get in the way?

[Rosie Willowwater]

(I would quote my post in the other thread so that second line makes sense)

School, chores, friends, and somewhat the fact that Faiy was the only one who really cared about the Redwall series xD

[Verdauga]

Ahhh. Erkay. (And yeah, I'll modify it in a sec.)

[Booklover]

So. Another hospital thread.

[lass of something much]

(I would quote my post in the other thread so that second line makes sense)

School, chores, friends, and somewhat the fact that Faiy was the only one who really cared about the Redwall series xD

Ach, tis a shame...