What should Fatch and Amber name their children?

[James Gryphon]

I suspect you're a bigger contributor in that area than Soren's ever been.

[Delthion]

Probably...

[Rosie Willowwater]

What happened to grinning Del? 

[The Skarzs]

I ate his face.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Then how can he talk? 

[The Skarzs]

He doesn't need lips to say some words.

[LT Sandpaw]

 He doesn't need to. This is a forum after all. 

[Jetthebinturong]

*Wonders if Skarzs is intentionally trying to fuel Skarthion*

[The Skarzs]

How?!

[LT Sandpaw]

*Wonders if Skarzs is intentionally trying to fuel Skarthion*

 

[Jetthebinturong]

How?!

...

I ate his face.

He doesn't need lips to say some words.

See?

[The Skarzs]

I COOKED IT OVER MY FORGE AND ATE IT WITH KETCHUP.

[Jetthebinturong]

Thou dost protest too much.

[Fatch of Southsward]

How about Tate? Short for Tater, which is short for Potato. And it sounds like a real name. Like Nate.

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Also, @Lord Daskar

I already have lovely names that are my favorite picked out for my children. Let me see here.... Nope. "Lord Daskar" isn't on the list. Sorry about that, bud. 

Also @Skarzs

I must admit Jet is right - your choice of actions here 100% fuels the ship, rather than stopping it.

Also @LT Sandpaw

I didn't meant to steal your glory in this thread. I don't know why Delthion put my name up here. Rest assured I am trying to return you to your rightful place.

Sincerely ~ Fatch

[The Skarzs]

I can't even make a simple insane post without it turning into something regrettable.