Brockhall High

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune continues looking at his phone.

"You'd have four mice and one elephant, but I still don't have any fucks to give."

(Ninja'd)

* Kitsune glances up at Galli.

"What? Oh, sure."

* Kitsune drapes one of Galli's arms over his shoulders and half carries, half drags her out of the room.

[Groddil]

"Anyway, Mister Kitsune was incorrect. I would not have four mice and one elephant. Can anybody else think of the answer?"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

* Lord Ashenwyte shoots Kitsune in the back of the head

[Hickory]

1.989 × 10^30 kg

However, this would change constantly as the Sun consumes raw material and outputs it after putting it through a thermonuclear reaction process.

[Amarith Waterspring]

*raises hand*

Since I'm here I might as well participate. You would have 6 mice because the elephants saw the mice and went on a stampede before you could take them away.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Bursts in* Sorry I'm late! *Hurries to my desk*

[Groddil]

"WRONG! The actual answer is that I would have 1 elephant and 0 mice, because the elephant stomped on all the mice. Next question!"

* Professor Groddil glares at Russa.

"If Russa is 49 hours late for class, and Ashenwyte shoots her one time in the back of the skull for every thirty minutes she was late, estimate how long Russa has to live."

[Lady Amber]

She would die the moment she was shot the first time, so she would have zero seconds to live.

[Jukka the Sling]

* Jukka the Sling (principal) watches through the classroom window

[LT Sandpaw]

 Uh, the amount of time it takes for Ashenwyte's first bullet to hit the back of her head, considering they're about three yards apart that'd be about...

0.006 seconds.

Unless of course the gun jams, or he misses the first couple of shots, or she somehow survives fifteen bullets to the head, assuming he has a 9mm glock. I'm not skilled enough at math to plug and chug all those variables.

[Groddil]

"Your numbers are all semi-correct, children, but you're forgetting one simple variable. The fact that Ashenwyte shooting Russa is technically power-playing, so she can avoid being shot if she chooses. You need to factor that in to find the fatigue, once so many people have posted that she doesn't notice she is being shot."

[LT Sandpaw]

Right math wiz Mr. Teacher ol' fella. Why don't you show us the equation used to solve this most pressing problem?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is nervous* *Hides under my desk*

[Rosie Willowwater]

* Rosie Willowwater runs towards the classroom wearing a messy bun, baggy sweatpants and sweatshirt.

* Rosie Willowwater bumps into Jukka

Watch where you're goi- Oh Mrs. Jukka! Deep Apologies Miss!

* Rosie Willowwater dashes into the classroom

[Lady Ashenwyte]

"Your numbers are all semi-correct, children, but you're forgetting one simple variable. The fact that Ashenwyte shooting Russa is technically power-playing, so she can avoid being shot if she chooses. You need to factor that in to find the fatigue, once so many people have posted that she doesn't notice she is being shot."

Objection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never said if the shot hit a vital area, or if it hit at all. All I said was that I shot her!

I'm suing you!