Brockhall High

[rrrrr]

*stares at Russa, horrified*

"Err...It's not grape juice. It's a potion that turns you into a Mary Sue."

[Aimless Gallivanter]

"Do you have a potion to cure massive blood loss and/or gunshot wounds?"

[Russa Nodrey]

*stares at Russa, horrified*

"Err...It's not grape juice. It's a potion that turns you into a Mary Sue."

*Hic* Wat?! *Suddenly grows long blonde hair that cascades over my shoulders like a beauteous waterfall of blondeness* *Eyes become bluer than the Dead Sea on a summer's day* Woe is me! My parents died in a house fire! My loyal dog, Puggy, can't come to school with me! She's my only true friend. I'm so lonely!!!1 And I'm a vampire-shapeshifter! What a bummer. I also have to protect this ancient amulet from getting stolen by DARKNESS, the evil villain guy who started the aforementioned house fire that killed my parents! However, I'm extremely intelligent and know karate and archery (I'm, like, legit a silent huntress, yo), so that kinda, like, makes up for it. But not really.

#4evralone #idontwantaboyfriendtho

[Maudie]

* Maudie drinks Mary Sue potion.

[alexandre]

*walks into room, gathers scene at one glance, nervously awkwardly stands in doorway*

[Maudie]

*Hair falls out.* *eyes double in size.*

* Maudie looks in the mirror.

I think it's working!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is also encouraging and benevolent* Yeah, you look great!!! *Gags*

[Maudie]

Thank you!

*Teeth fall out.*

[alexandre]

*vomits* What is happening here?

[Maudie]

I'm transforming into a Mary Sue!

*Skin shrivels.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is also humble* You're so lucky! I wish I had hair like yours.

[Maudie]

* Maudie looks in the mirror.

It doesn't seem fair that I should be so pretty while everyone else is so ugly...

* Maudie drinks anti-Mary Sue potion.

* Maudie secretly saves some Mary Sue potion for the future.

* Maudie turns ugly again.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Gasp* So selfless!

[Hickory]

ur beautiful in my book fam!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

. . . This is very wierd.