Brockhall High

[Feles]

Russa...I'm sorry to say this, but were gonna have to put you down. I'm sorry.

[Kitsune]

...What.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is also brave* Put me down? I don't think so. I will defeat you with my extreme karate skills and the power of this ancient amulet. *Floofs hair*

[The Skarzs]

But like all Mary-Sues, you must realize it is for the good of everyone else, and that you must sacrifice yourself to save mankind. And you'll do it with a smile on your face, somehow finding a way to take out the evil bad guy in the process despite all odds.

[Lady Amber]

* Lady Amber watches in amusement*

[Groddil]

* Professor Groddil huddles behind his desk clutching a gamma gun.

"What has this class even become?"

[alexandre]

*raises hand* Teacher Teacher, are we allowed to drink kombucha in this class?

[Groddil]

"NO! I'm sure you'll live on water until recess."

[alexandre]

No, I can't survive without kombucha,

*faints*

[Kitsune]

* Kitsune is still outside.

[Maudie]

* Maudie gets 100% in Transformation thanks to her ingestion of the Mary Sue potion.

[Rosie Willowwater]

* Rosie Willowwater opens window and throws yesterday's homework out.

Teacher, I seem to have lost my homework; can I get an A?

[Russa Nodrey]

But like all Mary-Sues, you must realize it is for the good of everyone else, and that you must sacrifice yourself to save mankind. And you'll do it with a smile on your face, somehow finding a way to take out the evil bad guy in the process despite all odds.

Yes, I would gladly sacrifice myself for mankind. However, this ancient amulet protects me from all harm, I literally can't even stub my toe. The chain is also, like, unbreakable and too small to fit over my head, so I'll never be able to take it off. *Sigh*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

That won't be a problem.

*Pours a bucket of mud on Russa*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Force field appears around me and deflects the mud* I'm cursed.