Brockhall High

[The Skarzs]

*Shrinks Russa's head so the amulet can be taken off.* There. Now let me kill you.
*Emo Skarzs puts on his hair.* The darkness calls all the time, but only a chosen few will answer.

[Groddil]

Skarzs, I think you need to see the counsellor.

* Professor Groddil clicks his fingers. A crazy-looking woman wanders into the classroom, eyes wide open. She places her stack of folders on Skarzs's desk and pats him gently on the head.

"There there, Skarzs. Skarzs? Say 'hello Mrs Hellison.' Be a good boy, Skarzs. Do you want to tell me what's going on? Come on, Skarzs. Let's go to the Big Boy room."

* Mrs Hellison grabs her folders with one hand and takes Skarzs' hand with her other.

[The Skarzs]

*Emo Skarzs is in a state of non-communication.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Shrinks Russa's head so the amulet can be taken off.* There. Now let me kill you.

*Head does not shrink* What on earth was my mother thinking when she gave me the amulet?! I was two!!! WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET IT!?!?!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

walmart

[Russa Nodrey]

...Unlikely.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

very likely

[Russa Nodrey]

I think not.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Surprise plot twist: Russa, im your mother, I'm not dead and I've been secretly watching over you for years.

also i got the amulet at Walmart

[Lady Amber]

But you're only six years older than her.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

im in disguise

[Russa Nodrey]

But you're only six years older than her.

Thanks for giving away my super secret age.

Surprise plot twist: Russa, im your mother, I'm not dead and I've been secretly watching over you for years.

also i got the amulet at Walmart

*Gasp* *Tearing up* Mom? But the fire...I thought you were dead! Why didn't you tell me?

Also, Walmart? Really?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But you're only six years older than her.

Thanks for giving away my super secret age.

Surprise plot twist: Russa, im your mother, I'm not dead and I've been secretly watching over you for years.

also i got the amulet at Walmart

*Gasp* *Tearing up* Mom? But the fire...I thought you were dead! Why didn't you tell me?

because i am your father

don't worry you were genetically engineered to be the perfect assassin I don't even know your moms name lol

[Maudie]

And all this time I thought Russa was older than Amber...

[Russa Nodrey]

But you're only six years older than her.

Thanks for giving away my super secret age.

Surprise plot twist: Russa, im your mother, I'm not dead and I've been secretly watching over you for years.

also i got the amulet at Walmart

*Gasp* *Tearing up* Mom? But the fire...I thought you were dead! Why didn't you tell me?

because i am your father

don't worry you were genetically engineered to be the perfect assassin I don't even know your moms name lol

Ooookay. I was thinking more along the lines of, like, "I was trying to protect you."