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ASHLEG'S HORDE

Started by Ashleg, February 19, 2016, 02:21:48 AM

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What IS this place?

A true treasure trove.
The ocean.
I like running.

Ashleg

Quote from: Inquisitor on March 28, 2016, 10:15:37 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on March 28, 2016, 12:28:04 AM
*eats cake*

Thats funny because I actually had cake for easter.

I almost had cake and had jellybeans instead.  :P

Ashleg

* Ashleg raises the horde flag over the Cellars.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Pours coffee over Ashleg and the flag*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on June 26, 2016, 12:54:00 PM
*Pours coffee over Ashleg and the flag*

Thanks, mate.

LET THEM DRINK COFFEE

Lady Ashenwyte

*Drowns everybody with grog*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

* Ashleg watches Ashenwyte drown fake versions of everybody in grog


...odd..

Lady Ashenwyte

*Revs up chainaxe*

*Cuts everybody down*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

How can it be justified that the president of the Cellars has a Horde?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Skarzs on July 03, 2016, 01:58:10 AM
How can it be justified that the president of the Cellars has a Horde?

Correct!

*Hacks random Horde members into pieces*

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

Quote from: Skarzs on July 03, 2016, 01:58:10 AM
How can it be justified that the president of the Cellars has a Horde?

Because I'm the Emperor Prezzers so I make the laws.

And my horde is my congress.
WE ARE THE GOVERNMENT ~~~

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 03, 2016, 02:00:05 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on July 03, 2016, 01:58:10 AM
How can it be justified that the president of the Cellars has a Horde?

Correct!

*Hacks random Horde members into pieces*



Noooo

*screech*

*hacks Ashenwyte's computer into pieces*

The Skarzs

Hey, "FOR THE EMPRAH!" is Ashenwyte's line.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Skarzs on July 03, 2016, 05:34:39 AM
Hey, "FOR THE EMPRAH!" is Ashenwyte's line.

CORRECT!

ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A HERETIC.

ASHLEG HAS SAID OTHERWISE, SO ASHLEG = HERETIC.

*BLAMS ASHLEG*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Rosie Willowwater

Would tickling Ashe help this situation?
                    

Lady Ashenwyte

TICKLING IS HERESY. PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL COMMISSAR.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.