ASHLEG'S HORDE

[Faiyloe]

*Laughs at their ignorant empty headed insults* I have people who keep me up to date, as you can see here, my network informs me when I am needed. I have far more important things to do than babysit you lot. What real queen does her own surveillance really, you guys have no class. But hey, underestimate me, it's your funeral.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

@Fake Queen

[Ashleg]

Nothin' you do or say will have any effect on us.
You see, I'm a president/emperor/dictator, and if you are what you say you are, which is a queen, then the only reason you have any sort of power is because of your bloodline.

INVALIDITY~

[Lady Ashenwyte]

go ashleg.

[The Skarzs]

@Fake Queen

*Squishes Ash.*

[LT Sandpaw]

Which Ash?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

No! Not the President!

[Faiyloe]

Thankyou Skarzs... Now Ash. While, technically I would prefer the title Empress, that would make me sound like Eolyiaf. Let's just say I am the start of a new Bloodline. 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Revs up chainaxe*

[Faiyloe]

*Sholders troll forged frying pan*

[The Skarzs]

The latter is the better weapon, Ashenwyte.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You've never seen a good chainaxe, then.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg sends whales to crush Faiy

[Faiyloe]

*Thousands of OITB devour the whales like piranhas* Ash, seriously, The chain anything concept it a bit impractical, it is prone to overheat and is more likely to do you damage than me. Add to that the tendency to get stuck or the mechanism to get clogged up. Besides an actual ax with a good swing behind it is probably going to cut deeper than that could.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*sits down and starts eating popcorn* This is gonna be good!