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Started by Ashleg, February 19, 2016, 02:21:48 AM

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What IS this place?

A true treasure trove.
The ocean.
I like running.
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Lady Ashenwyte

#75
February 25, 2016, 12:22:01 PM
*Emperor Ashenwyte dodges* I did not get my empire through diplomacy alone, fool. *Destroys Shoppe* You're not having it.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

#76
February 25, 2016, 01:33:00 PM
* Ashleg rebuilds shoppe with a special anti-Ashenwyte barrier around it

Lady Ashenwyte

#77
February 25, 2016, 01:57:18 PM
*DDBs crack open the barrier* *Destroys the shoppe*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

#78
February 27, 2016, 12:08:59 AM
GRODDIL!! ATTACK!!

Lady Ashenwyte

#79
February 27, 2016, 02:38:05 AM
*Pours coffee all over Groddil's shoppe and Ashleg*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

#80
February 27, 2016, 03:39:16 AM
*splutters*
Gah! I despite coffee!

* Ashleg whacks Lord Ashenwyte with a giant brick

Groddil

#81
February 27, 2016, 09:15:22 AM
* Groddil hisses.

* Groddil attacks Lord Ashenwyte with Liam's BlowtorchTM.

Ashleg

#82
February 27, 2016, 08:38:59 PM
* Ashleg congratulates Groddil

Lady Ashenwyte

#83
February 28, 2016, 06:36:24 AM
*Dodges* *Pours coffee all over Groddil and his Shoppe*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Groddil

#84
February 28, 2016, 07:18:59 AM
* Groddil mixes the coffee with hot cocoa, creating a delicious mocha, then slurps it up greedily.

Lady Ashenwyte

#85
February 28, 2016, 08:24:12 AM
*Groddil melts from drinking the coffee* *Hacks the Shoppe apart*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Groddil

#86
February 28, 2016, 09:00:54 PM
* Lord_Ashenwyte , in the middle of destroying the shoppe, accidentally hits Liam's BlowtorchTM, exploding himself.

Ashleg

#87
March 03, 2016, 04:44:58 AM
EVERYONE!!!

I HAVE PIZZA! IT'S A PIZZA PARTY FOR THE HORDE!
Ashenwyte isn't invited.

Groddil

#88
March 03, 2016, 05:26:34 AM
Yaaay! What flavour pizza is it?

* Groddil sprinkles Anti-Ashenwyte, Anti-DDB, Anti-Anyone-who-isn't-part-of-the-horde poison-powder on the pizza.

Lady Ashenwyte

#89
March 03, 2016, 09:07:45 AM
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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