ASHLEG'S HORDE

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Whelps*

NOT THE EGGS

*Runs away*

[The Skarzs]

Ohhhh. I remember now.

[Ashleg]

Her egg allergy? Yep!

[The Skarzs]

That's not nice.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I mean like, he has done worse. Like chopping my head off, and stabbing me... and showing me videos of crabs eating

[Ashleg]

I can send you more of those after school, if you want.

[Rosie Willowwater]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[The Skarzs]

I mean like, he has done worse. Like chopping my head off, and stabbing me... and showing me videos of crabs eating

The eggs are too real, though.

Wait. . . Crabs eating?

[Ashleg]

Yes.
Crustaceans consuming nutritional substance by means of chewing.

[The Skarzs]

When did you show that to her? XD

[Ashleg]

Multiple times.

I send her stuff like this.

[Lady Amber]

Ewww, gross.

[Ashleg]

WHY? WHY IS IT GROSS?

[Lady Amber]

IT HAS WEIRD EYES AND A WEIRD MOUTH WITH ALL THOSE LITTLE PINCER MANDIBLE THINGS. ALSO WHY DOES IT LIKE FLAMING DORITOS ANYWAY?

[The Skarzs]

Human mouths really aren't any better, when you look at them hard enough.