The Adventures of Sir Fredrick

[Lord Daskar]

Since Fredrick couldn't die he was only in the most excruciating pain imaginable.

[Delthion]

And by doing so he saved the world. Because Ronald McDonaldtrump was a mass murderer wanted on seven continents, so a wizard had said that the next time he tried to kill someone, Ronald McDonaldtrump would die.

[Lord Daskar]

But a volcano was erupting very close to Fredrick. His pain was so great he couldn't  move.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And then the Blood Ravens rescued Frederick.

[Lord Daskar]

They saved him from the lava flow, but took him to their nest. There they began to eat him.

[Delthion]

But then they realized that this was just a clone, he was actually an immortal being ruling over 6 continents.

[James Gryphon]

We'll try to keep the story in a reasonable level of logic, and not do anything too crazy.

This rule fell by the wayside a long time ago. I thought now would be a good time to bring it back to y'all's attention.

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Then Sir Fredrick woke up.

[Lord Daskar]

Are the birds still eating him?

[Izeroth]

 Sir Fredrick was relieved to realize that none of the terrible things he had experienced in his dreams had actually happened.

[Delthion]

So he saved the world.

[James Gryphon]

 

[Lord Daskar]

By letting evil torturers capture him.

[Groddil]

The torturers threw Fredrick into a pit of razor blades.

[James Gryphon]

The razor blades were covered with deadly poisons and toxins.

[Groddil]

Fortunately, Fredrick was immune to the toxins. Unfortunately, the toxins that were now in his bloodstream were the only food supply of the rare South Australian Toxin Bat. Swarms of hungry South Australian Toxin Bats flocked to Fredrick.