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Maudie

#45
October 24, 2017, 02:59:38 PM
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
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Ashleg

#46
October 24, 2017, 04:48:59 PM
I don't get it.

Wylder Treejumper

#47
October 24, 2017, 05:37:26 PM
The plumber will pronounce "unionized" as union-ized, as in a labor union. The chemist will pronounce it un-ionized, as in ions in chemical reactions.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#48
October 24, 2017, 05:42:27 PM
Knowledge.
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Ashleg

#49
October 24, 2017, 08:52:49 PM
I'm the plumber.

MeadowR

#50
October 24, 2017, 10:57:10 PM
I guess I'm a plumber, too. That's okay; they don't make bad money. ;D

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 02, 2016, 05:45:14 PM


I don't get it. I looked, and I looked again. Somebody enlighten me, please? ^-^
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The Skarzs

#51
October 24, 2017, 10:58:31 PM
He's a pair of overalls.
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Wylder Treejumper

#52
October 24, 2017, 10:59:57 PM
Oh, that's what it is. I thought it was like a weird plastic bag, or something.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

MeadowR

#53
October 24, 2017, 11:01:14 PM
^ Me too, haha. :D

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The Skarzs

#54
October 25, 2017, 02:17:53 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 24, 2017, 10:59:57 PM
Oh, that's what it is. I thought it was like a weird plastic bag, or something.
For all your intelligence, can you not see what your eyes are looking at? ;D
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Wylder Treejumper

#55
October 25, 2017, 03:17:30 AM
All my intelligence tells me that thing looks nothing like overalls.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Chipster of Noonvale

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October 25, 2017, 03:37:44 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2020, 03:08:53 AM by Chipster of Noonvale
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The Skarzs

#57
October 25, 2017, 05:39:09 AM
Artists you ain't.
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Wylder Treejumper

#58
October 25, 2017, 06:03:28 PM
I think a good artist would be able to portray overalls in a way that most people would be able to know what they are.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#59
October 25, 2017, 08:05:46 PM
Artists see things that aren't there.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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