'appy Saint Pat's Day

[Groddil]

'appy Saint Pat's Day, evreyone. Sit down an' 'av sum liquor. 'tis green! Enjoy master av Oirlan', won't yer? Dat be's gran', innit? Gran', nigh enjoy de festivities!

[Hickory]

Oy, mucker, pass de beer t'me! Tis brutal when Oi can't get sum guid liquor down me throat.

[Jetthebinturong]

You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.

[Maudie]

I'd like me a dear li'l tankard of October Ale, if y'please. Wit a shamrock as decoration.

[Groddil]

Use dis ter post, 'ill yer?

[Maudie]

Gran'. oi 'ill

We soun' loike moles.

[Hickory]

You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.

I've never heard an Irish accent and translators aren't reliable. I really hope you don't stab everybody with the knife of truth when you meet them.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

O if I feel sick or pale,
What makes my old eyes shine?
Some good October ale
And sweet blackcurrant wine.
I'd kill a dragon for half a flagon,
I'd wrestle a stoat to wet my throat,
I'd strangle a snake for all the sake
Of lovely nutbrown beer... .
Nuhuhuhut broooowwwwwnnnnn beeeeheeeyer!

(drinking song from Mattimeo)

[Jetthebinturong]

What's with the missing Ws? Does ANY accent get rid of Ws?

[LT Sandpaw]

You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.

Ease up comrade, you probably can't do a perfect Southern accent. We're doing the best we can with a limited Irish vocabulary. No need to stand on pin ands needles just relax and have fun my friend. Liquor is just another word for an alcoholic beverage.

'Ey Grodds pass th' drink now or your in for a right rumble. An' don't ye mind me failed Aussie accent.

[Jetthebinturong]

Actually liquor refers to any alcoholic beverage besides beer or ale.

[Maudie]

Really?

[Groddil]

Ah, jet yer bleedin binturong, shut yer bake 'ill yer? you're killin' de moment!

Wait, Snadpwa, yer mean ter tell me yer were speakin' in an Aussie accent? 'T'Sounded more Scotty ter me! Bloimey O'Reilly!

[Maudie]

Uggh, that accent grates on my eyes!

[Groddil]

Well shut yisser bleedin eyes an' don't luk den, mask. if yer don't want ter be 'ere, be aff witcha.