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LT Sandpaw

#75
March 27, 2016, 08:24:15 PM

Do I look like a vegetarian to you? How are we supposed to keep everyone alive on berries? I'll go get us some real food.

*Stalks away grumbling*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

#76
March 28, 2016, 04:23:29 PM
*What's gives Groddil his old musket back.*
*What's pulls out what he calls, "Real Gun."*
*What's looks for meat.*
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

#77
March 28, 2016, 11:22:26 PM
* An Aussie Copper arrests Lord Daskar for owning a gun without a license.

"Well, we're short a tourist. But that dingo and croc I see you hidin' should be more than enough, if CaptainCrud brings us somethin' else as well."

Wylder Treejumper

#78
March 29, 2016, 02:03:03 AM
*Comes back with a box of grasshoppers and crickets*

These should work. They taste good when they're fried up right- about like peanut butter. Bit crunchy, but ya can't be picky out here.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#79
March 29, 2016, 05:37:44 AM
Or you can eat them raw and get some water at the same time with their bodily fluids.

Unless you all want to distill some water from dingo blood. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

#80
March 29, 2016, 12:42:05 PM
Just drink the blood. It'll do ye no harm.

*Chops up croc and roasts it over the fire*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lord Daskar

#81
March 29, 2016, 03:08:44 PM
*What's shows cops Australian Gun License.*
*What's is released.*
*What's shoots birds.*
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Kitsune

#82
March 29, 2016, 06:03:54 PM Last Edit: March 29, 2016, 06:35:10 PM by Kitsune
"I understand hunting for survival, but it seems that you are hunting more for pleasure."

* Kitsune glares at people with dead animals.

LT Sandpaw

#83
March 29, 2016, 06:33:57 PM

* LT Sandpaw walks back carrying a dead snake with no head.

Hey ya'll got a snake, I dunno what kind but it should make good eating.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Kitsune

#84
March 29, 2016, 06:34:52 PM
* Kitsune gets up and walks out of the camp to find the berries Groddil Dundee mentioned.

Wylder Treejumper

#85
March 29, 2016, 07:00:43 PM
Berries?!? What is this, Camp Vegan? ;D
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#86
March 29, 2016, 07:26:08 PM
How about "Survival Tryouts."

Quote from: Kitsune on March 29, 2016, 06:03:54 PM
"I understand hunting for survival, but it seems that you are hunting more for pleasure."

* Kitsune glares at people with dead animals.
The dingo attacked me first. After I poked it with a stick.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Hickory

#87
March 29, 2016, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 29, 2016, 07:00:43 PM
Berries?!? What is this, Camp Vegan? ;D
In that case, you'd better put on these 100% cotton clothes.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Wylder Treejumper

#88
March 29, 2016, 09:43:21 PM
How dare you! I shall never forfeit my leather jacket!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Kitsune

#89
March 29, 2016, 11:37:06 PM
* Kitsune returns with berries and rolls his eyes.

Look, I can put away a side of meat as fast as the rest of you. I just don't like harming animals if there are other options.

* Kitsune glances at the sky.

It will be dark soon. We should build a fire.
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