The Insane Asylum

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I've won! BAHAHAHA!  This institute aims to protect people by locking up all the insane people. Workers needed.

[rachel25]

*sets fire to topic*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*sets fire to topic*

In you go. *Locks Rachel in a cell* This is where you'll stay until you're safe to go.

[rachel25]

*sets fire to self*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Oh dear. The patient seems to be hallucinating.

[Groddil]

* A Groddil Clone appears in front of Ashenwyte.

"'Ello, ole chap. Groddil #703 reportin' fer duty. 'Parently, the boss wants t'apply fer a job 'ere. Can't say why. Just sign 'ere."

* Groddil #703 hands Ashenwyte a contract.

[rachel25]

Oh dear. The patient seems to be hallucinating.

I am criminally insane, I do not hallucinate.

[The Skarzs]

NAY! THIEF!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

NAY! THIEF!

BAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE WON!

* A Groddil Clone appears in front of Ashenwyte.

"'Ello, ole chap. Groddil #703 reportin' fer duty. 'Parently, the boss wants t'apply fer a job 'ere. Can't say why. Just sign 'ere."

* Groddil #703 hands Ashenwyte a contract.

Right *Signs contract*

[Russa Nodrey]

Greetings, good fellow. Would you be so kind as to give me the position of janitor?

Yo, can I be the janitor? I'm really good at janiting. Plus, I come with my own cleaning supplies so you don't have to buy them for me. *Holds up a mop*

[Feles]

You are going to have a really demanding job here

[Groddil]

"Excellent."

* Groddil #703 tapes the signed contract to an ICBM and launches it.

"THIS CLONE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN THREE SECONDS! 3! 2! 1!"

* Groddil #703 explodes.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Greetings, good fellow. Would you be so kind as to give me the position of janitor?

Yo, can I be the janitor? I'm really good at janiting. Plus, I come with my own cleaning supplies so you don't have to buy them for me. *Holds up a mop*

Sure. Your room will be on the third floor.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Clicks a pen and slaps out a clipboard.*

Well looky here, this place opened back up. After my last report I figured it'd be closed down for good, but I suppose new management might make it hospitable again.

I sure hope you meet the national forum standards for running an insane asylum, these things are finicky. Sanitation, staff, and security measures must all be taken to make sure the inmates are kept in a safe, controlled environment.

And trust me, I don't miss anything.

[Lord Daskar]

Hello Ashenwyte, I am S. Gabon, you can call me Mr. Gabon. The Emperor has ordered me to work here to make sure that you, 1. Don't treat the insane too nicely, 2. Don't give them food that is too good for them, and 3. Don't not do crazy things to them. Also this is Iilu the Insane, The Emperor would like him locked up.