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Started by Groddil, April 13, 2016, 02:40:42 AM

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The Skarzs

Hello, my name is Nuncle Matti and I make puns
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

Hi Nuncle Matti! Show us some of your puns!

Verdauga

*mechanical whirring noises ensue*

weed-eater
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Delthion

*Everyone falls over laughing*

Odd isn't it how Veggietales so accurately predicted the future of humor?

The Skarzs

The fruits of their intellect have sprouted from their fertile minds
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

That sounds like an alternate theme song for them. ;D

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Baked potato dizintegratez av ze veggiez*

'ov could ye, baked potato...?!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Delthion

*Sweet potato appears* Go sweet potato! Avenge your fallen veggie friends!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Baked potato eatz zveet potato*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Delthion

Noooo!!!! *Sweet potato rises like a phoenix from the ashes and bursts forth from the baked potato's chest as there is just a teeny bit of xenomorph dna in the sweet potato.*

*Everyone watching bursts into tears of relief at the resurrection of the sweet potato they all hold so dear.*

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Ze dead baked potato'z body ztartz releazin' toxic fumez*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Delthion

Blast it! Quick! Someone bake it again! *The baked potato is baked again and becomes a twice-baked potato.*