HAPPY CASTLE: SPARKLES, SPRINKLES, AND WAY TOO HAPPY THINGS

[Lady Amber]

*Grabs a hatchet and advances towards Ashleg and Ashenwyte*

[Russa Nodrey]

  Can someone help me hide a body? I'm so happy!!!

[Kitsune]

You don't control me.

* Kitsune frowns.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Shoots Lady Amber with the pistol*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*waves* Hey! Yoo-hoo! Come and catch me if you can! *runs in a mad chase while shooting randomly with marshmallows and pebbles*

[Feles]

[Ashleg]

Happiness challenged? Well, that's not good, is it!

[The Skarzs]

It's perfectly fine.

[Russa Nodrey]

Who wants cupcaaaaakes?!?!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Me! Me! I want a chocolate cupcake with white icing in it and a strawb'ry top!
And, oh, a spray of blue-and-red coloured powder for you, O Russa!

[Russa Nodrey]

  *Is sprayed with powder* Here you go, Dotti. *Hands Dotti the cupcake she asked for* Let's go kill something.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*runs around the hall dressed in silver (Verka Serduchka) singing Dancing Lasha Tumbai* Tanzen!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I have no emotions.

[SilentSam]

*starts running up to random people, pushing them off the random cliff that's right next to us* *turns around, smiling*

[Tam and Martin]

Hi Sam! I am Tam and our names rhyme, so we should be buddies!!!

Nice to meet you!